Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date
gibmiser, When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places
LemmySoloHer, 
spice up your sex life
With 11 herbs and spices!
gibmiser, Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.
SonicBlue03, The fingers look like they’ve been licked.
EdibleFriend, 
Don’t kink shame me.
al177, It’s the Pentavirate Throne
ininewcrow, 
This would be a great alternative to the casting couch
ColonelSanders, Well it certainly has my endorsement
Lophostemon, There should be a bump where his crotch is.
elxeno, Kentucky Fried Couch
TokenBoomer, Well, I’m listening…
ilikecoffee, What if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?
FlyingSquid, 
If you don’t want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?
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