Setting the bar absurdly high for the next date
SonicBlue03, The fingers look like they’ve been licked.
EdibleFriend, 
Don’t kink shame me.
FlyingSquid, 
If you don’t want to fuck while The Colonel watches, is there even a point to fucking?
gibmiser, When you want to spice up your sex life by having sex in new places
LemmySoloHer, 
spice up your sex life
With 11 herbs and spices!
gibmiser, Just try to keep the cayanne powder out of your coochie.
ilikecoffee, What if we kissed on the Colonel Sanders couch?
ColonelSanders, Well it certainly has my endorsement
TokenBoomer, Well, I’m listening…
Lophostemon, There should be a bump where his crotch is.
ininewcrow, 
This would be a great alternative to the casting couch
al177, It’s the Pentavirate Throne
elxeno, Kentucky Fried Couch
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