aeronmelon

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aeronmelon,

I’m not laughing.

I’m taking this in complete seriousness.

Charles Dickens wrote The Christmas Carol with Muppets in mind.

You cannot persuade me to believe otherwise.

aeronmelon,

I just realized the dude looks like Stamets.

aeronmelon,

There used to be, but the seas are calm these days.

aeronmelon,

I’d settle for a good place to get QI.

aeronmelon,

“Never made it as a loveseat either…”

aeronmelon,

This person is going to be on the news some day, sliced in half by a katana-wielding chef.

aeronmelon,

NSFL

aeronmelon,

Because that’s what heroes do.

aeronmelon,

The truck is still there.

And due to state regulations they had to change the company name to “Two Guys and My Mom’s Ford Excursion.”

aeronmelon,

Comfy crap.

Posh poo.

Soft shit.

Dapper dump.

aeronmelon,

Normal people eat a bat and create COVID. Ozzy Osborne eats a bat and becomes immortal.

aeronmelon,

Wait wait wait!

Is that concept art suggesting that the AT-ST is the main vehicle and the four-legged version is an AT-ST with a trailer hitched to it?

aeronmelon,

I’m watching my waistline.

aeronmelon,

Wouldn’t swallowing plutonium dioxide be the reason you end?

aeronmelon,

I’m not kidding when I say it’s better than the original. And not just because you get to hear David Tennant curse in PG all day.

aeronmelon,

He’ll beach everybody off!

aeronmelon,

“AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES WHETHER OR NOT TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE?”

aeronmelon,

“I’m 1 of 2, and he’s 2 of 2.”

aeronmelon,

Moral of this episode: Set realistic goals.

aeronmelon,

William Shatner: “Get a life!”

aeronmelon,

Rachelle smirks like Nicolas Cage

“I’m gonna steal the Jesus statue of Rio de Janeiro.”

And just put it on her lawn.

aeronmelon,

Tech: “I’m still worthy!”

aeronmelon,

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

aeronmelon,

That’ll happen first.

aeronmelon,

Spock locks.

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