Ensign_Crab,

Tamarians have always used curbside pickup and have no idea what a cart is.

MarmaladeMermaid,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/4459b28b-b27f-4b80-a31e-6698d0a37e50.webp

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

D61,

Fuck… new political compass just made its way into the wild…

misterundercoat,

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

Transporter_Room_3,

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart”

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

Transporter_Room_3,

Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that’s the way to grow a community.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

I was responding to your “correction.”

There wasn’t any humour.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

In your opinion.

You are not the arbiter of all that is funny.

CylustheVirus,

Yes, the lack of humor is the issue. It’s banter OP, chill.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

All I’m saying is if someone‘a going to “correct’ my joke, they need to be additive, as opposed to just a worse version of the bit.

And calling me an asshole is hardly banter. If buddy was bantering, he would have clapped back as opposed to whining about what a big meanie I am.

Patches,

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

Transporter_Room_3,

Sorry, my dude, I can’t believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!

Anticorp,

Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.

TheGrandNagus,

Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back

Ensign_Crab,

Quark is why shopping carts have those wheel locks.

z00s,

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2433feb9-5619-4141-8249-a903515c5daf.jpeg

grayman,

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

klemptor,

Aw I actually love Harry. He’s a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should’ve been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

z00s,

Definitely. I don’t know if there’s any in universe lore about it, but I always imagine that Harry got a big rank jump when they got home.

grayman,

He’s got no backbone, wines a lot, and remains immature throughout the seasons. Even in his old age the only progression he seemed to make was that he was more patient. He is just a sheltered shallow person, easily as narcissistic as the other main characters, just with lower self esteem.

He’s a good wingman though. I’ll give him that.

But I respect your opinion. I blame the writers. They did him a lot of injustices.

2deck,
@2deck@lemmy.world avatar
ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.

aeronmelon,

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

lntl,

fuck cars

gregorum,

some people are just allergic to fun

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
gregorum,

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play…

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
ThrowawayPermanente,

Dude holy shit

trolololol,

Sorry who is that again

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar

One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar
aperson,

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

gregorum,
MelastSB,

I wish

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yes please

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