TheGrandNagus, Quark: returns the shopping trolley, but only to get the coin deposit back
Ensign_Crab, Quark is why shopping carts have those wheel locks.
z00s, Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.
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grayman, Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.
klemptor, Aw I actually love Harry. He’s a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should’ve been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.
z00s, Definitely. I don’t know if there’s any in universe lore about it, but I always imagine that Harry got a big rank jump when they got home.
grayman, He’s got no backbone, wines a lot, and remains immature throughout the seasons. Even in his old age the only progression he seemed to make was that he was more patient. He is just a sheltered shallow person, easily as narcissistic as the other main characters, just with lower self esteem.
He’s a good wingman though. I’ll give him that.
But I respect your opinion. I blame the writers. They did him a lot of injustices.
Transporter_Room_3, 
Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart”
USSBurritoTruck, 
The one for Yar is incorrect.
“Incorrect.”
Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.
Thank you so much for the note.
Transporter_Room_3, Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that’s the way to grow a community.
USSBurritoTruck, I was responding to your “correction.”
There wasn’t any humour.
Stamets, 
In your opinion.
You are not the arbiter of all that is funny.
CylustheVirus, Yes, the lack of humor is the issue. It’s banter OP, chill.
USSBurritoTruck, All I’m saying is if someone‘a going to “correct’ my joke, they need to be additive, as opposed to just a worse version of the bit.
And calling me an asshole is hardly banter. If buddy was bantering, he would have clapped back as opposed to whining about what a big meanie I am.
Patches, Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.
Give us some time to watch it.
Transporter_Room_3, Sorry, my dude, I can’t believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!
Anticorp, Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.
gregorum, (edited )
someguy3, This one is accurate.
Anticorp, Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.
MelodiousFunk, 
ummthatguy, 
MelodiousFunk, 
Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.
5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔
One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.
The next day: I should post a reply.
Now: We're in now now.
ummthatguy,
ThrowawayPermanente, Dude holy shit
trolololol, Sorry who is that again
MelodiousFunk, One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.
gregorum,
MelastSB, I wish
muad_dibber, 
Yes please
gregorum,
grayman, Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?
negativenull, 
ininewcrow, 
Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet
militaryintelligence, Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort
2deck, 
ininewcrow, The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.
MelodiousFunk,
gregorum, In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play…
MelodiousFunk, The other cart:
bump
PUT IT BACK!
thump
STOP IT
jam
I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!
rattles crooked wheel
lntl, fuck cars
gregorum, some people are just allergic to fun
gregorum,
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot, I can live with that.
gregorum, 🥃
The_Picard_Maneuver, 
FlatFootFox, 
That cart was a friend. Exits Room.
grayman, Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.
USSBurritoTruck, Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!
The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited ) I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!
The_Picard_Maneuver,
clutchmattic, Made of transparent aluminum, mind you
2deck, The cart returns itself, of course.
teft, (edited ) 
Semi-Hemi-Demigod, 
Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts
mosiacmango, Yes…harry does…and no one else…
ummthatguy,
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