negativenull,
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ininewcrow,
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Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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ininewcrow,
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When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town

ummthatguy,
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Rusty,

Best one here

teft, (edited )
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Rubisco, (edited )
The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.

Ensign_Crab,

Tamarians have always used curbside pickup and have no idea what a cart is.

MarmaladeMermaid,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/4459b28b-b27f-4b80-a31e-6698d0a37e50.webp

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

D61,

Fuck… new political compass just made its way into the wild…

misterundercoat,

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

aeronmelon,

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

ininewcrow,
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aperson,

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

ummthatguy,
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ininewcrow, (edited )
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gregorum, (edited )

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/72726cb0-6c43-4d46-9846-a316c187dae9.webp

edit: ok, i’m sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i’ll fix it when i get home, i promise!

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