2deck,
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

The only motivation she has to return the cart is that she finished her shopping and forgot to buy six cases of a cheap off brand coffee that is on sale at the Costco she just left.

negativenull,
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Makes you look stupid for not returning yours

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Oooh, sorry. The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Dies walking over a strip of tar while returning the cart”

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

The one for Yar is incorrect.

“Incorrect.”

Yes, the bit would definitely be enhanced by being overt references to the events of the show, and not references to the personalities displayed by the characters.

Thank you so much for the note.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Yeah, respond to further humor with sarcastic asshole behavior, that’s the way to grow a community.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

I was responding to your “correction.”

There wasn’t any humour.

Stamets,
@Stamets@lemmy.world avatar

In your opinion.

You are not the arbiter of all that is funny.

CylustheVirus,

Yes, the lack of humor is the issue. It’s banter OP, chill.

USSBurritoTruck,
@USSBurritoTruck@startrek.website avatar

All I’m saying is if someone‘a going to “correct’ my joke, they need to be additive, as opposed to just a worse version of the bit.

And calling me an asshole is hardly banter. If buddy was bantering, he would have clapped back as opposed to whining about what a big meanie I am.

Patches,

Dam Spoilers dude. The episode just aired on April 25, 1988.

Give us some time to watch it.

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

Sorry, my dude, I can’t believe I forgot to Spoiler tag something so plot critical!

Anticorp,

Holy shit. 1988? Man, I don’t remember it being that early. I guess that explains the quality of the first couple seasons.

ininewcrow,
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teft, (edited )
@teft@startrek.website avatar
Semi-Hemi-Demigod,
@Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social avatar

Harry gets excited when he gets one of those race car carts

mosiacmango,

Yes…harry does…and no one else…

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
gregorum,
MelastSB,

I wish

muad_dibber,
@muad_dibber@lemmygrad.ml avatar

Yes please

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
gregorum,

In this Very Special Episode, Wesley experiments with cart-play…

MelodiousFunk,
@MelodiousFunk@kbin.social avatar

The other cart:

bump

PUT IT BACK!

thump

STOP IT

jam

I AM WARNING YOU MISTER!

rattles crooked wheel

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
Davel23,

Of course Lwuxana doesn't return the cart. That's Mr. Homm's job.

MarmaladeMermaid,

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/4459b28b-b27f-4b80-a31e-6698d0a37e50.webp

Returns the cart and is quite pleased with herself for having completed a human social contract ritual, even though she finds it inefficient and tedious.

misterundercoat,

Lore: Reprogrammed Data to return all the carts to the wrong store. In a parking lot 20 miles away.

aperson,

Barclay just creates a holo program where he returns the cart along with all of his friends and they thank him for it. He has never been to that store.

aeronmelon,

Dr. Pulaski is also worried about the day carts are given AI to return themselves.

lntl,

fuck cars

gregorum,

some people are just allergic to fun

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