The_Picard_Maneuver,
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FlatFootFox,
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That cart was a friend. Exits Room.

grayman,

Returns a few episodes later with freshly shaved and plucked eyebrows.

USSBurritoTruck,
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Ugh, I knew there was someone I was forgetting!

The_Picard_Maneuver, (edited )
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I was straining to think of another minor TNG character, and then I noticed - Guinan!

gregorum, (edited )
someguy3,

This one is accurate.

Anticorp,

Has a personal entourage who would die to return his cart.

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

When I see people like that … I usually turn around and drive to the next town

gregorum,
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I can live with that.

gregorum,

🥃

ininewcrow, (edited )
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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Rubisco, (edited )
The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I’ve never seen this, but it’s hilarious.

gregorum,
grayman,

Is that why she’s so scrawny? Imposed childhood anorexia?

The_Picard_Maneuver,
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clutchmattic,

Made of transparent aluminum, mind you

2deck,
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The cart returns itself, of course.

MelodiousFunk,
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ummthatguy,
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MelodiousFunk,
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Me, upon seeing the response: Hahahaha! Man that was fast. Dude always has the perfect reply ready.

5 minutes later: tries to squint through Klingon makeup 🤔

One trip to IMDB and Memory Alpha later: ...holy shit.

The next day: I should post a reply.

Now: We're in now now.

ummthatguy,
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ThrowawayPermanente,

Dude holy shit

trolololol,

Sorry who is that again

MelodiousFunk,
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One of many one-shot ensigns to appear on the show, though this one (Diedrich Bader) happened to get famous.

negativenull,
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ininewcrow,
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Punctures a tire and blames the ruling liberal party of the planet

militaryintelligence,

Claims he attempted to return the cart and wants praise for the effort

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@startrek.website avatar
Rusty,

Best one here

ummthatguy,
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teft, (edited )
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The_Picard_Maneuver,
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I can hear the harrumph of judgement.

z00s,

Returns his cart, for the 100th time. Nobody notices.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2433feb9-5619-4141-8249-a903515c5daf.jpeg

grayman,

Harry should just make his own participation trophy. No one even cares enough to think about stupid boring Harry.

klemptor,

Aw I actually love Harry. He’s a nice balance against the egotists that make up most of the crew. Bright, even-keeled, reliable, funny, and willing to humor people like Tom Paris who is pretty much an unrestrained toddler. Dude should’ve been at least a full lieutenant by the time Voyager got home.

z00s,

Definitely. I don’t know if there’s any in universe lore about it, but I always imagine that Harry got a big rank jump when they got home.

grayman,

He’s got no backbone, wines a lot, and remains immature throughout the seasons. Even in his old age the only progression he seemed to make was that he was more patient. He is just a sheltered shallow person, easily as narcissistic as the other main characters, just with lower self esteem.

He’s a good wingman though. I’ll give him that.

But I respect your opinion. I blame the writers. They did him a lot of injustices.

gregorum, (edited )

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/72726cb0-6c43-4d46-9846-a316c187dae9.webp

edit: ok, i’m sorry that i only noticed the typo 12 hours later. i’ll fix it when i get home, i promise!

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