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OrnateLuna, in Polish margarine for baking and frying.

“There is no racism in the EU”

Mr_Blott,

“Yanks will try to find racism in fucking blackboards”

WTF is racist about this? Only a white person would decide this is offensive

surewhynotlem,

It’s a bunch of white people profiting off a caricature of a black person. If this was a black owned company, I might see your point.

Mr_Blott,

If the logo was white, and their profits went down, I’d believe you

Fuckin hell, you don’t have to be offended at everything just because your parents were too busy working to pay you any attention 😂

surewhynotlem,

I’m just explaining something to someone I assumed wanted an answer. I’d you just want to be an ass, I’d be happy to service you that way instead.

Maalus,

Except you ignore the fact that people in Poland don’t give a shit what color you are, they’re there to buy a product. Nobody goes “oh let’s get the one with the black girl on it”, it’s just the logo. Nobody gives a shit if the owner is black, white, yellow, red, blue, ya know, the way it should be in a world that sees no color, only actions.

Taalen,

There sure is, but mostly it manifests itself differently than in the US.

Rolive,

I think this is preferable to the American version though.

TheGrandNagus, (edited )

Nobody says that. Literally nobody. It’s just a strawman you made up.

Racism exists literally everywhere where humans live.

The_Lopen, (edited )

Uncritical American Leftists (and Europeans when they want to look down on America) say that all the time, holding up Europe as the epitome of what America should be. There’s no straw man there. It’s especially bad when you’re talking to somebody spouting that nonsense, and ask them how the Europeans feel about Romanis. Suddenly it’s not racism, it’s realism.

For the record, I lean left on most issues.

Edit: Wow, there’s already someone saying it elsewhere in this very comment section!

Jilanico, in Someone help me to understand this chart
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

If the toilet water is blue, you can make many a hue.

0ops,

Dude you’re a poet and you didn’t even realize it

Jilanico, (edited )
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

'Tis true, 'tis true,

I’ll write a poem for you.

I wrote one on pee, now I’ll write one on p-

No.

iviattendurefort, in Elon hires JC

What kind of car is that?

ilovededyoupiggy,
@ilovededyoupiggy@sh.itjust.works avatar

Rolls Royce judging by the suicide doors. Not sure which one.

originalucifer, in Double Barrel
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

im somewhat stunned, as im sitting here eating the exact opposite of this. i took a hot dog, cut it in half, and put each half in its own bun.

brbposting,

Is the exact opposite just a hot dog?

You looked at the original blueprints for hot dogs and said “too much protein, not enough carbs” instead of “I refuse to make two identical sandwiches in parallel”. Both fascinating observations :)

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Yeah who wouldn’t want double the condiments? :-D

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

i like a little hot dog with my mustard.

or another way, hot dogs are more of mustard delivery mechanism for me.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

^This person hot dogs, right here. Putting in the effort to do it right!

Sotuanduso,

Meanwhile I eat cold hot dogs as a snack. Putting in no effort to do the opposite.

OpenStars,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

You are a monster! And possibly also a cat. :-)

Kecessa,

Mustard and coleslaw.

0ops,

Lmao like that old Micky mouse cartoon where they’re slicing up a bean and a slice of bread

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

So you made a hc dc and a ↄt ↄg?

idunnololz,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

Slice the hotdog in half, cook it separately and then put it in one bun. Smash dog.

doubledgedsoul, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Shades of blue happen when you are taking the medicine Methylene Blue.

Fermion,

I found out about that in college. Initially I thought it was some cleaning compound in the dorm toilets. I found out later that someone had put methylene blue in brownies they brought to a gathering as a prank.

It wasn’t that great of a prank because it relies on people talking about the color of their urine well after the prank was done.

nebula42, in Meme of theseus

It originally said something like “MFS be like “subway sucks”” and then at the bottom it said “my brother in Christ you made the sandwich”

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

Thanks, I totally forgot which meme that was.

Although to defend the complainer: it’s hard to make a good sandwich when your ingredients are Subway.

PotatoKat,

Aktuallee the original had the N word instead of my brother in christ

NigelFrobisher, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

People sometimes ask why I put milk in my tea, and I just show them how how brown the strongly-brewed tea turns the mug.

lemurian_time_sorcery,

Does milk help with that?

rockstarmode,

Is that a problem?

cley_faye, in Double Barrel

If you’re an adult, you can.

OsrsNeedsF2P,

proceeds to get sued for patent violation

Gotta love the free market!

v4ld1z, in Lmk
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

Did you know that having a constantly open mouth as a child is really detrimental to the development and growth of your mouth’s palate, your overall posture, your nose, and many other parts of your facial and bodily structure?

Physiologically speaking, your mouth should be closed most of the time. If it is, the crown/tip of your tongue should rest right on top if your alveoles, ie. just before your upper front teeth. This leads to your palate being formed and molded as a child into what you should know today. If for some reason you only rarely have your mouth closed as a child, this can lead to a deformed palate, making it more difficult to speak in the future, breathe etc. Furthermore, you are more likely to get sick since you’re not breathing through your nose where all of the bacteria you passively inhale through the air are filtered out by your tonsils. Additionally, your nose may be malformed by its irregular use as well since the air your breathe in and out helps form your nose too.

Potential reasons for not breathing through your nose might be problems with your jaws (overbite/underbite) or teeth, inflamed tonsils that hinder your ability to breathe through your nose, a too short tongue frenulum that hinders the ability to properly reach your palate, and more.

Happy breathing. :D

Willer, (edited )

im such a nose breather that i dont really get clogged nose anymore even when im sick

v4ld1z,
@v4ld1z@lemmy.zip avatar

That’s good! Do you get sick often?

umbrella, in 'We are splattered here today'
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

ever notice how this is getting rare?

we used to get a rain of bugs when travelling by car at night on back roads.

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

Not just back roads, it used to be almost everywhere. Even riding your bike you often had bugs smash into your face. It’s really eerie now that it’s not a thing anymore.

problematicPanther,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

15 years ago i couldn’t go for a run without getting a bunch of cluster flies in my teeth and eyes. now, i hardly see them anymore. and not just because i don’t run as often.

PatMustard,

Improved car aerodynamics I guess

Zoboomafoo,

That was my first thought as well, it seems to be borh

PatMustard,

I did a quick search after the other replies came in, scientific consensus seems to be "more research required to be scientific about it, but looks like there are way less bugs about’

toynbee,

Moreso the bug apocalypse.

PatMustard,

Yeah that does seem more likely

XEAL,

And less bugs around

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

You say that like you think everyone has newer cars. It’s absolutely not about that. It’s our destruction of the climate, which has killed off the majority of insects.

ramirezmike,

remember how white vehicles were always covered with dead bugs? and how people used to put nets on their front bumper?

Gerudo,

There are scientists who actually study bug strikes on vehicles. They use it to measure insect decline, and if you’re wondering, it’s massive. I think one article I read had it as high as 40% over the last 20 years in some areas.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

It’s all my fault. I accidentally hit an entire swarm of bees with my car in the 90s and it’s all gone downhill from there. Hell of a thing to clean off.

SocialMediaRefugee,

We’re paving over open space as fast as possible

ThatWeirdGuy1001,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the same with birds.

Growing up I used to get woken up by the sounds of thousands of birds tweeting and chirping.

Now I’m lucky to hear a bird that isn’t a crow

starman2112, (edited ) in Lmk
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

A lot of people think that to get to orbit, you just have to go up, but actually you need to go sideways.

Imagine throwing a ball that leaves a visual trail behind it. You throw it straight up, it comes straight back down and just leaves a vertical line. Throw it across the room, and it makes an arc. Take it outside, throw it really hard, and it makes a bigger arc. Zoom the camera out, and throw it so hard it goes over the horizon. It leaves a pretty long arc right? If you throw it hard enough, that arc goes farther and farther past the horizon until it misses the ground entirely and comes right back around to you. That’s an orbit!

But that’s only part of it. You see, any time you impart force on an object in orbit, you only change its trajectory, not its current position. Since your arm is now the lowest part in the ball’s orbit, you can never raise that point above where your arm is. But you can affect the other side of its orbit–the faster you throw the ball, the higher the opposite side of the orbit gets. Let’s head up to the highest point in the ball’s orbit, and give it another push. Again, that doesn’t affect its current position, but it does affect its trajectory. Making the ball go faster forward increases height at the opposite side of its orbit, so if we push it with the right amount of force, we can make its orbit circular!

Now you know enough to get a rocket to space! Well, kind of. You also need to know about fuel and the tyranny of the rocket equation, but that can wait until you play Kerbal Space Program or get a job at NASA

Willer,

yeh thats like the first thing you intuitively learn when playing KSP.

jas0n,

Hey! Your user name matches the things you said!

starman2112, (edited )
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Let’s imagine we’re in a rocket ship in a circular orbit, and we want to go back to earth. You might think you need to point towards the ground and turn your engine on, but remember how we got up here–we’re in orbit because we’re going sideways very fast. The most efficient way to come down is to point backward along our orbit and slow ourselves down, to lower the height at the opposite side.

What happens if we do point straight downward? Well, we would start going downward, but because we aren’t pointing straight backward, we aren’t actually reducing our speed, only changing the direction of the orbit. It would take much more energy to come back to earth this way, and because we aren’t actually reducing our speed, it would be much more dangerous, because we would be entering the atmosphere faster than if we had pointed backwards instead.

In a worst case scenario, we would run out of fuel before re-entering the atmosphere. This is very bad, because as we fall towards the earth, we start moving faster. Remember how moving faster at the lowest point in an orbit increases the height of the highest point? If we don’t hit the atmosphere, the top of our orbit will end up even higher than it was before!

Willer,

worst case, you miss the earth and go lost on a massive elliptical orbit for some time.

raynethackery,

To return 500 years later.

Blue_Morpho,

The Guide says there is an art to flying", said Ford, "or rather a knack. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."

  • Douglas Adams
Ziglin, in Lmk

According to Descartes I think therefore I am (and that’s all I know), but to be honest I’m not convinced…

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot,

I also know that he was a drunken fart.

Malfeasant,

Hello, Bruce. Have you seen Bruce?

Ethanol, in Lmk

I know a fun fact:
You know how a packet of 8 bits is called a byte? A packet of 4 bits, which is half a byte, is called a nibble!

Malfeasant,

Ackshully, it’s spelled nybble…

AeonFelis, in You Are

Does “third world war” mean “World War III” or a (proxy) war that will happen in third world countries but money-managers in the first world will have strong interest in?

mynamesnotrick,

First one then the other.

taanegl,

…both.

Welcome to the THIRD - WORLD - WAAARS!

holds for applause

Countries from the west and the east have come together with each their funds to pit third world soldiers against each other in a battle for glorious supremacy. This years games is held in Mogadishu and is sponsored by Coca Cola.

Each side gets about 15,000 soldiers and each of their countries will recieve a discount on their international debt. The outcome will decide how much dune feathers will cost per freight on the international markets the coming year.

Who will be the winner? The Eastern dune manufacturers, or western bedding corporations.

One thing is for certain, it won’t be the soldiers. Grab a hold of that machete and go hack off some of that debt, boys. Maybe a new predatory loan made between the elites of the west, east and Africa will pull Africans out of extreme poverty… but if not, they could of course try again - at the next annual THIRD - WORLD - WAAAARS!

applause

get_the_reference_,
AeonFelis,

Will soldiers have to wear the logos of companies that sponsor them?

taanegl,

Not only, but for extra sponsorship money, they have to tattoo their entire body and then sell their skin (after death of course, though not a deal breaker) so it can be sold at an online skin market.

Collect the backs of an entire platoon and decorate your rumpus room today!

hglman,

Its title is actually “The Great War (2024)” bc nothing is original anymore.

taanegl,

Of course it’s a reboot.

FlyingSquid, in Spread the word!
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

But I don’t like bourbon.

EfreetSK,
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FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I know we have rules, damn it! I’m a mod!

Banned for life. And also for posting that massive gif. Damn!

justlookingfordragon,
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It’s okay to use any other beverage as a substitute … and any other pet for company. It’s the spirit of the holiday that counts ♪

FlyingSquid,
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Yay! I will drink port and pet two dogs!

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