ThatWeirdGuy1001

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

Serious question.

Why is the venn diagram of furries and tech bros a circle?

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

Tbh I don’t see the difference but that’s just me

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

Ah okay makes sense.

I always saw IT people as tech bro lite ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

They feel the vibrations and think it’s your mom

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

I’m just gonna say what every woman has told me when I bring up how traumatized I am by the actions of women.

“Just because you’ve been traumatized doesn’t mean it’s anyone else’s problem”

So yeah. Fuck Jenny and her bullshit sob story. She didn’t deserve forest and he only stayed faithful because he was mentally disabled.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

You literally know nothing about my experiences but because I’m a man you immediately downplay them lmfao get bent and blocked

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

I’m sorry why is it okay to make fun of guys for being traumatized by women but not vice versa?

This is a legitimate question btw I’m not just trying to be an ass. My whole life was controlled by the women around me to the point I’ll probably never be able to have a healthy relationship again and I wanna know why that’s okay to make fun of.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

Because if you flip the gender roles she’d be considered a rapist and everyone would be up in arms about it

But because sad traumatized girl it’s okay.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

You forget that the killing of corrupt nobles was the norm until the last couple centuries.

Also I love this notion that humans have become “better” than our ancestors when all evidence points towards to that just being false.

Humans are just as brutal and violent and stupid as ever. The only difference now is we have the resources and luxuries (depending on where on earth you live you might not even have that) that distract us enough to not kill each other over them. If you really think we wouldn’t immediately devolve into tribalism the minute those resources become scarce you’re fooling yourself.

"There are only nine meals between mankind and anarchy.” - Alfred Henry Lewis

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

Hold on I have to look up all the winning games so I can become a billionaire just by gambling.

After that red pill all the way

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

This is how I’ve always thought.

Then I found out from multiple exes that it was a regular thing for women to do.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

That doesn’t stop it from fucking up your head for a bit

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

No cap fr fr

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 5 months ago

Aw someone’s mad that new slang was created 🥺

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Thanks to my crippling ADHD I never worry about the future and simply exist in a state of constant instinctual action.

It actually works great until bills are due…

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago (edited 3 months ago)

Where’s the cheese? There’s no fuckin cheese?

Edit: I knew this was gonna be downvoted. Pro tip, if you downvote this it just proves you’re uncultured BECAUSE THE CHEESE IS UNDER THE FUCKING SAUCE

Edit: Your to you’re because autocorrect exists

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Yeah I’m sorry autocorrect is a thing

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Me starting my new job in 2 days that requires me to be awake at 8am while my current sleep schedule has me waking up at 4pm.

(Chuckles) I’m in danger.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

No Google just sucks ass now

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Tbf it’s usually the customers fault.

Customers don’t care/understand how things work so if someone bullshits them with a ridiculous time frame they have no idea. All the customer hears is “I can do it faster” and dumbass monkey brain kicks in

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Yeah because giving a cartoon woman absolutely massive badonkahookadonks is considered sexual and misogynistic.

However a complete dump truck of an ass? Eh that’s fine.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

It’s already been proven time and time again.

Emission standards.

Emission standards are based on size and weight. Bigger vehicles have less strict emission standards so rather than giving a fuck about the environment car manufacturers found a loophole by just making everything bigger.

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

Fahrenheit is based on how the human body tells temperature and I’ll die on that hill.

Celsius is for water and Kelvin is for molecules.

Using Celsius or Kelvin for scientific measurement makes sense.

Using fahrenheit for the average person just checking the atmospheric temperature makes sense.

You can use different scales for different things ¯⁠\⁠⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠⁠/⁠¯

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

But a mild improvement over the asstrolabia

ThatWeirdGuy1001, 6 months ago

I know it’s a joke but I’ve noticed the response times for plows in my area are almost never preemptive.

Plows used to be on the road throwing salt hours before the snow started to fall. Now they wait until the roads are already covered to start plowing.