VinesNFluff,
@VinesNFluff@pawb.social avatar

Would you still love Jesus if he were a worm

don,

How to start your car.

hakunawazo, (edited )

Wooden cross in uterus attract sperm (but only if you have green pubes).

cupcakezealot,
@cupcakezealot@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

worms are attracted to jesus being crucified

letsgo,

You think rubbing sticks starts a fire, but in reality it’s the worms that start the fire with their Annelid Magick.

S_204,

Tremors plot origin.

planish,

If you try to light the Earth on fire, the worms that live in it will come stop you.

Yerbouti,

How to entertain people on social media.

hydroptic,

Hey I said wrong answers only

wuphysics87,

The power of christ compels you

hydroptic,

The power of WORM compels you

mpldr,
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To exorcise parasites from the earth, ram a cross into the ground and magic godly waves will drive then out

Colour_me_triggered,

For he IS the Kwisatz Haderach!

Pharmacokinetics,
@Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world avatar

Worms emerge to worship Jesus

platypus_plumba,

The power of Christ compels them!

JungleJim,

Underground marionettes?

Mr_Dr_Oink,

Thats the 5g signals summoning the microchip worms

autokludge,
@autokludge@programming.dev avatar

It’s showing how to start a ground fire.

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