billwashere,

Worms love Stone Age Wi-Fi.

custard_swollower,

Walk without a rhytm, and you won’t attract the worm!

lugal,

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

hydroptic,

tagged this post NSFW

Not Safe for Worms?

Old_Fat_White_Guy,

Norfolk Southern Fans, Wanking

averyminya,

No, it stands for “Nethers Seriously, Furiously Wet”

CaptainBlagbird,
@CaptainBlagbird@lemmy.world avatar

How prangent is formed.

Daft_ish, (edited )

Crosses when mounted* in the ground allows christ to communicate with worms and summon christmas.

*the horizontal cross must be aligned perfectly parallel with the surface of the earth.

darthsid,

How to pick up women

Jake_Farm,
@Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz avatar

Clearly how you summon Shai Hulud.

survivalmachine,

This comment has been reported. OP clearly stated “Wrong answers only.”

boywar3,

Bless the Maker and His water

Tautvydaxx,

My two sticks bring all the worms to the yard, damn right its better than slugs, damn right its better than bugs

TheOakTree,

Guide to playing Silkbind Shockwave HH in MonHun Rise.

thatsTheCatch,

Rub the stick back and forth against the other to generate free wifi for the worms. They can’t repay you in away way but they will be very thankful

LemmyKnowsBest, (edited )

They can show their thanks by crawling into your bed at night when you are at your most vulnerable deepest stage of sleep.

thatsTheCatch,

I love how they feel

ReverendIrreverence,
@ReverendIrreverence@lemmy.ml avatar

Hand-training baby Shai-Hulud to come when called

hydroptic,

Heeeeere wormy wormy, nice wormy. I have some spice for you

zakobjoa,
@zakobjoa@lemmy.world avatar

Worms are centrists and loooove debating in the marketplace of ideas. You can lure them out with a makeshift political compass.

For some reason most of them turn out to be fascists though.

importedreality,
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Bless the Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of Him. May His passage cleanse the world. May He keep the world for His people.

RedditRefugeeTom,

How to clear out any excess debris in your leach field!

iAvicenna,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

Thumper prototype obviously

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