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He/Him Jack of all trades, master of none

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The European mind cannot comprehend American toilets

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Yeah haha I get it haha it sucks having a penis so long that it reaches the water hahaha

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YouTube recommended me a Jobst video the other day, and I thought “I’ve already seen his Billy Mitchell video, haven’t I?” And I had. What I hadn’t seen were the fifteen other videos he’s made about him. As I write this comment, his latest video about Billy Mitchell was uploaded 17 hours ago.

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W + ratio + yo ho ho + 🏴‍☠️

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Highlight of my life was shortly after I broke my arm, someone saw me struggling with one of these one-handed and opened it for me like the damn lockpicking lawyer. I’ve considered taking my sling with me shopping ever since, in case I need another good Samaritan to open one of these godforsaken bags again

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People need to get some perspective on plastic waste. I’ve seen no end of complaints about how my 3d printing hobby is responsible for climate change… In my country, we produce >200 kg of plastic per capita. My 1kg spool of vegetable-derived plastic is not to blame for passing 3°.

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I have never used righty tighty, lefty loosey in practice. It will always, always be an imaginary milk jug.

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Fahrenheit is the best human-focused temperature scale. 0 is super cold, 100 is super hot, 50 is the line between short sleeve and long sleeve weather (assuming no wind). Anything outside these bounds, it simply isn’t worth going outside. But then everyone at a latitude <|37|° will say “that’s not that hot” and everyone at a latitude >|40|° will say “that’s not that cold,” so really it’s the best Kansas-focused temperature scale

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Yeah I guess I agree, 0 to 40 makes much more sense in the context of temperatures humans typically exist in than 0 to 100

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But what if your spares break? Gotta keep at least one spare per spare, I say

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“They’re not my armadillos to spend” is my go-to lie

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“They weigh an average of 100 of their kilograms, and subsist on a diet made up entirely of vegetable-derived matter. Their political opinions are all based as hell, and they fucking love fire trucks. 7/7 Florgles, we should open a line of communication with their leaders immediately”

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100% of this. It’s not just that I don’t need the screen space, it’s that my hands are not capable of holding my s22 without touching the screen because they had the fucking stupid idea to wrap the screen around the sides. I’m convinced the engineers at samsung are running an experiment to see how fucking stupid their phones can get without losing sales.

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I think this might be my favorite, it tells an entire story with multiple characters, but without any people or dialogue happening in the frame

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Nah, you gotta own it. Capitulating to toxic masculinity and calling your dress a tunic to avoid ridicule is alpha cuck shit. “Please don’t make fun of me, I’m not wearing a skirt, it’s a kilt!” Nah, this is a skirt and it is so much more comfortable than your denim jeans. We’re shopping at target, Braxton, not working on a farm. My outfit is the superior one for this activity

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2023 anime girl:

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/birdie-wing/images/6/64/Eve.png

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Scope it

https://2.bp.blogspot.com/_YVVNyEFlWeM/TKm005BxqFI/AAAAAAAAG30/_ryc2RCDyoY/s280/masaoka_sakura21.png

Sakura (1946)

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I can see it. It’s hard to tell whether they’re excessively frayed or fur-lined, which would be weird for short shorts

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Yeah, it’s based

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He should be made to repay Nintendo for every dollar they can prove he cost them

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Most people I know use their TV speakers. Maybe sound engineers should engineer the sound so that it sounds good in stereo OR 5.1

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I hate Nolan. As long as he hates me for having normal speakers, I’m gonna hate him for being an elitist prick

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He specifically declines to have it mixed well on stereo because he doesn’t think we should be watching his movies with anything but the most expensive speakers

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I watch a ton of anime, and I hate weebs so damn much

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OP never specified youtubers, just content creators

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