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Tristaniopsis, in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

If you like taking a shit, but don’t like the shit, then you really like the feeling of something sliding in your anal cavity.

Allero,

But that one is true!

Tristaniopsis,

Sorry, I reached for the most extreme thing I could think of quickly.

SocialMediaRefugee,

You mean sliding out unless you have some weird shits

Tristaniopsis,

What? You mean you don’t suck/ push them in/ out for a few minutes before releasing them into the wild to seek their fortune elsewhere?

MacNCheezus, in How Croissants are made
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Knowing what else the French like to eat, this could in fact be real

Tristaniopsis,

Hey, a few snails are nothing compared to the disgusting shit the Chinese eat. And I’m not saying that to be racist. It’s purely a dietary horror I have for their revolting and cruel habits.

alehc,

Mind elaborating?

Denvil,

The century egg comes to mind

Tristaniopsis, (edited )

Chickens feet?

Priapulida?

The random animals they either catch from wild or raise in horrific conditions to sell to eat because ‘some bogus reason to do with ‘traditional Chinese medicine’ or male erection insecurity’.

I mean how about the ‘wet market’ where C19 apparently sprung from; bats, pangolins, god only knows what else.

As I said, I am not racist in the least, but I will admit to being somewhat disgusted by many aspects of their culture. As others have discussed elsewhere, the Cultural Revolution destroyed the previous Chinese cultural norms and created a somewhat blank slate that did not include politeness etc. This seems to be by design.

To be fair, I’m also disgusted by many aspects of ‘Western’ culture, including regional variations and various hypocrisies. Again, nothing to do with race.

In fact, lots of human behaviour disgusts me. Hey, when was that asteroid due again?!?

Dicska, in anvil posting

Not too related, but I wonder how many sites/algorithms were written in a lazy way, making that “I’m not telling you where I am” circle centred perfectly around their address. So while it is designed to look like your address could be anywhere within the circle, I bet that with most of them you just have to put a pin into their exact geometric centre.

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not an uninteresting idea and potentially true but without researching it, just speculation.

ILikeBoobies, in Double Barrel
Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

What can I say, except YOU’RE WELLLLLCOME

empireOfLove2, (edited ) in oh snap.
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Bacteria multiply crazy fast… as long as the food source was uninterrupted I’d almost guarantee you most people’s microbiome would be fully recovered in just a few hours and they’d not even notice.

kandoh,

It wasn’t an even 50% from everyone though. Some people had no loss of gut bacteria, other people had 75 - 100% snapped away

KevonLooney,

That’s not how statistics works. Every person will lose almost exactly 50%.

Estimates for the number of bacterial cells within the average 70kg Human male is around 38 trillion

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_microbiome

Do you know what the chance of 100% of them being snapped is?

0.50 ^ (38 trillion) = 0.0000000000000…

The calculator ran out of zeros.

lightnsfw,

It depends on how the snap worked. It was 50% of all life in the universe. Was that 50% of every species? Or just 50% of all living things? If it’s the latter it’s possible some species were missed entirely while others were completely wiped out.

Wogi,

If it’s alive it had a 50/50 shot.

But no one lost 50% of their own cells, so clearly if it’s alive and can be classified as a single organism. Is the gut micro biome an independent body of organisms, or is it just like any other organ of the human body, and thus would have been unaffected by the snap?

Either everyone lost almost exactly 50% of their gut biome, or, about half of all living organisms lost 100% of it, or, no one lost any part of it. Those are the only three possibilities.

The more interesting question is were viruses affected? Or did the magic stones not consider them life?

kandoh,

It’s random and it effected the entire universe. Can your calculator tell you how big the universe is?

Drinvictus,

Our doubling time isn’t that bad either. We reached 4 billion in 1970s. If we round up the current population to 8 billion that’s about 50 years. That’s all that thanos would add by the snap. Even less probably because we have better medicine now so it would be easier to reach that number.

Serinus,

I kind of expect developed countries would maintain the current trend of being slightly below replacement value. Probably depends on the psychological impact of the snap. People tend to have fewer children when they know the ones they have are safe.

But your point is a good one either way.

peopleproblems, in play stupid games

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it’s probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain’t gonna fit in the donut

kewwwi, (edited )
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don’t ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

peopleproblems,

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

like 4 donuts

4??

peopleproblems,

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I’m in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn’t use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

i never measured a donut but I would swear it’s taller than that

peopleproblems,

I… would measure it, but I’m out of donuts. I’ll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

zzx,

Pretty sure I could fit like… Two… And I think I’m bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You’d need like, a 10 inch cock

peopleproblems,

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

zzx,

Shit bro, you did the analysis… Can’t argue with results like that

peopleproblems,

It’s why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

lightnsfw,
peopleproblems,

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

Starkstruck,

It’s a play on the “she let me run hot wheels over them titties” meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner’s body.

peopleproblems,

fr thank you, I hadn’t seen that meme

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days…

HerbalGamer, in How Croissants are made
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Someone please tell me that maggot doesn’t really exist.

Pyroglyph,
@Pyroglyph@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure that’s a witchetty grub? I’m not Aussie so I can’t say for sure.

PixellatedDave,

Yeah does look like it also not Aussie

PixellatedDave,

That maggot doesn’t really exist…any more

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

ಠ_ಠ

PixellatedDave,

Well think of it this way, do you live in or near Australia?

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Close; Austria.

Jeom,
@Jeom@lemmy.world avatar

its real, that pic is from youtu.be/AFbu21AGSho?si=rGqV2XKj_1Gt2Athits a hercules beetle

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

i hate this planet

15liam20,

“The beetle builds a pupal chamber out of its own feces.”

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

Well at least we have that in common.

Poem_for_your_sprog, in Georgia

What’s the actual name of Georgia the country? Like how we call Turkiye Turkey, or Nippon Japan.

Zagorath,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

Fwiw the word you were looking for was “endonym”, as opposed to the exonym of Georgia.

grue,

საქართველო, apparently

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

Sakartvelo if romanized. There is a page about them all.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Names_of_Georgia

faceless, (edited )
@faceless@lemmy.world avatar

sakartwelo

PeterPoopshit, (edited ) in anvil posting

For $1000, I wonder if someone could rig together a very shitty way of making low quality anvils out of garbage like aluminum or very shitty steel/cast iron and pass it off as a “real anvil” that I found in the dump or something.

That would be a lot of work of course but in today’s economy and job market, a huge amount of effort just to get $1000 isn’t necessarily a waste of time especially if you can do it multiple times before they find out.

mojofrododojo,

talking to blacksmithy friends - that’s kinda what amazon / harbor freight are doing with their shitty anvils already.

HerbalGamer,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

I think they say $4 per pound of steel is reasonable so you could probably run a harbor freight scheme and clear them out.

holycrap, in Meme of theseus

It’s marketing. That’s what it’s doing there.

ignotum,

Remember that time Subway paid a known pedophile 2 million dollars a year for 16 years?

There, that should cancel out the marketing

c0mbatbag3l,
@c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

Was it known that entire time? Last I checked they fired him once the allegations came out.

EgonDhuman, in I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes!
LinkOpensChest_wav,

Wow, I don’t really care for his music, but I’ve got to respect this

deegeese, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Magenta means you’ve been eating beets.

CurlyMoustache, (edited )
@CurlyMoustache@lemmy.world avatar

Bees!?

deegeese,

No, bees are yellow.

tacosanonymous, in Fire stick

That seems really useful in very certain situations but an absolute nightmare in any other.

distantsounds,

Just like explosive diarrhea

SpaceNoodle, in oh snap.

That’s assuming that half of the gut biomes of all humans was just left floating around. No, it’s more likely that the biomes were snapped out of existence with their hosts.

saigot,

well when you get snapped all that’s left is dust. perhaps that dust is all the microbes in your body that survive the snap. It clearly takes up far less space that if it just disintegrated you.

Imgonnatrythis,

Whomever wrote the code for the synchronous kill must have been sweating bullets. So many ways that could go wrong.

A_Random_Idiot, in 🤢...

What the fuck is wrong with people.

how the fuck do you lack this much common sense? to put your fucking shitty toilet brush where you put your eating utensils?

Socsa,

Maybe it’s because people understand the germ theory of disease

0x4E4F,
@0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works avatar

They’re still not the same germs. No dishwasher goes over 90 or 95°C (household ones). There is bacteria in feces that can survive that temperature. Not to mention parasite spores/eggs, some can easily withstand even 150°C.

Jas91a,

You are forgetting caustic bleaching chemicals… I mean it’s gross but also hygienic

RobertoOberto,

But are you going to add bleach to your dishwasher when you run the toilet brush, then do dishes normally on the next cycle?

Seems like you’re opening a whole new can of health-hazardous worms with that plan.

Jas91a,

Automatic dishwasher powder is bleach and caustic

RobertoOberto,

True, but it’s not chlorine bleach. Which is what I want my toilet brush to go through.

Venator,

You can’t polish a turd

darkpanda,

Something something poop knife

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