AlmightySnoo,
@AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world avatar

Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Yeast donuts only

PeriodicallyPedantic,
detectivesniffles,
@detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

damn i ain’t got shit on that

SatansMaggotyCumFart,

You should shower if you have shit on it.

bl_r,

I store them in my stomach

peopleproblems,

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it’s probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain’t gonna fit in the donut

kewwwi, (edited )
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don’t ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

peopleproblems,

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

like 4 donuts

4??

peopleproblems,

Yeah. the donut I have here is about an inch and a quarter long. I’m in the upper percentile so I figured I wouldn’t use my size, so that round that down and 4 should be like 80%

stebo02,
@stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

i never measured a donut but I would swear it’s taller than that

peopleproblems,

I… would measure it, but I’m out of donuts. I’ll pick one up for the sake of a shitpost

zzx,

Pretty sure I could fit like… Two… And I think I’m bigger than average? Doughnuts are just way bigger than this. 4 is a huge amount of doughnuts. You’d need like, a 10 inch cock

peopleproblems,

Nah man, the ones I just posted top at 6" and some. I doubt most will fit in it though, I certainly dont

zzx,

Shit bro, you did the analysis… Can’t argue with results like that

peopleproblems,

It’s why I do it. These are important things that we should understand fully when discussing them

lightnsfw,
peopleproblems,

You know, not what I was thinking, but I can see how it falls within the bounds of my statement.

Starkstruck,

It’s a play on the “she let me run hot wheels over them titties” meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner’s body.

peopleproblems,

fr thank you, I hadn’t seen that meme

Obi,
@Obi@sopuli.xyz avatar

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days…

Duranie,

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

Dasnap,
@Dasnap@lemmy.world avatar

Tower of Bagel.

ByteJunk,
@ByteJunk@lemmy.world avatar

Where’s the image from?

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

idk I only watch hentai

xavier666,

🗿

Gallardo994, (edited )

1 donut

out of cock

Hotdogman,
superweeniehutjrs,

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

bellly,

What about those mini ones

CaptainEffort,

Hey I can fit two!!

ryan213,
@ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

Once I find it, I’ll let you know, buddy!

kewwwi,
@kewwwi@lemmy.world avatar

I’ll be the first to mention “yeast infection” too. now you don’t have to.

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