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pooberbee, in You ask too much of him

It’s like the Make Cyngus level of Katamari Damacy

Gork, in Get in the zone!

It’s like releasing the Chevy Nova in Spanish speaking markets.

Donjuanme,

Urban legend.

Unless you would read anything being “notable” as lacking an eating surface.

Sotuanduso,

Notable dining rooms.

CodexArcanum, in You ask too much of him

It helps to be tripping absolute balls on mushrooms, peyote, or other hallucinogens. Well “helps” in the sense that while the angel will seem normal, ordinary rocks will now terrify you.

Hellnikko,

That’s where the burning bush comes in.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve got an ointment what should help with that

dipshit, in We are living in the end times

Guys remember that meme we all based our personality on from ages ago?

nudnyekscentryk,
@nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info avatar

I don’t?

zalgotext, in How Croissants are made

Welp, that settles it, I’m making croissants this week

Donjuanme, in Get in the zone!

This may be why the next generation isn’t driving as much, too much temptation to buy the brakes that won’t slow you down XD

OhStopYellingAtMe,
@OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world avatar

Are millennials ruining the brake industry with their non-stop refusals to stop or slow down?

antidote101, in We are living in the end times

I really didn’t give a shit about that cartoon.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

https://i.postimg.cc/K8Kd4cS2/Resized-Image-2024-01-29-14-29-53-1020.jpg

antidote101, (edited )

Are you sure this cartoon star doesn’t kill cartoon babies? Just wanna be sure.

originalucifer, in Get in the zone!
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

too stupid not to be on purpose

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

There’s no such thing as too stupid anymore.

originalucifer,
@originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com avatar

kinda feels like theyre tryin to take it viral

Ilovethebomb,

You’re probably right, but it’s still not a smart slogan.

Death_Equity,

I don’t understand commercial marketing people for cases like this. If they literally only listed prices on deals, it still wouldn’t matter because shops have relationships with suppliers and will work with whoever has the part when it is needed. All the extra effort in marketing materials like this are wasted effort just to justify corporate staffing bloat.

Source: Ordered parts all the time in an automotive shop and never looked at these fliers because I would negotiate prices with the guys working the desk to beat the corporate negotiated prices listed and they capitulated because we and they both built a great relationship that benefitted us both.

BreadOven, in We are living in the end times

Is this loss?

phorq,

No, this is Peter.

guiguinofake,

No this is Patrick

IndiBrony,
@IndiBrony@lemmy.world avatar

THIS. IS. SPARTA.

ILikeBoobies, in Double Barrel

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

What can I say, except YOU’RE WELLLLLCOME

objectionist, in How Croissants are made
@objectionist@lemmy.world avatar

motherfucker just ruined my favorite pastry

platypus_plumba,

Fuck, he just ruined my favorite bug!

1984, in oh snap.
@1984@lemmy.today avatar

Oh and I thought Avengers was a documentary.

babypigeon, (edited ) in Spread the word!

Holy shit, that’s exactly what I’m doing right now! Scotch, actually, but close enough.

Edit: Just saw that it’s tomorrow. No problem. I’ll do it two days in a row, twist my arm.

Hikermick, in Double Barrel

I would be happy with a standardized weiner/bun length.

PeriodicallyPedantic, in Had to

He rode the shai-hulussy. He is the lisan al gaib!

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