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AI_toothbrush, in Ghost-riding the whip

This is probably the funniest shit ive seen this whole fucking month

SecretSauces,
@SecretSauces@lemmy.world avatar

The whole year even!

Kolanaki, in oh snap.
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

So what you’re saying is, the “Up the Thanos” strategy could have worked if Antman simply flew up there while Thanos was emptying his bowels due to the changes to his gut biome. The only difficulty would be swimming up the stream of liquid shit ejecting out at high speeds.

Imgonnatrythis, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Now I’m wondering if there is anything that isn’t better in waffle form.

V4sh3r,
@V4sh3r@lemmy.world avatar

In an effort to cut down on what needs to be washed. I regularly cook eggs in waffle form after the waffles are done.

OfficeMonkey,

… Belgian style waffle or closer to Eggo? I’d be concerned about the deep pockets of the Belgian (non-Leige) waffles. Do you add any support material or stuffing, or just eggs?

Thank you, I’m planning for next weekend with my kid. =)

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

For-profit healthcare.

Sunforged,

Let’s put it in and leave it there.

bdonvr,

I mean have we tried taking private health insurer CEOs and putting them all in a big waffle iron?

Transporter_Room_3,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

I’ve got a waffle iron for that!

Its a bit broken, though. No heat, it’s made of wood, and it has a large blade that falls down at like… The drop of a hat. Or lever…

bighatchester,

I made a fried rice waffle one time . It was awesome! Got the idea from Sam the cooking guy .

empireOfLove2, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

All that, and fucking Hydrox still tastes better despite having the worst possible name and branding…

Kolanaki,
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

I want to compare them, but I’ve never actually seen Hydrox sold anywhere. It still exists, right?

ummthatguy,
@ummthatguy@lemmy.world avatar
Kolanaki, (edited )
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

All I see from them is the big tubs of those awesome cheese balls. If those are any indication of the quality of the rest of their products: I really wanna try Hydrox.

Spiralvortexisalie,

I think it’s a regional thing, UTZ is everywhere in the Northeast but rare elsewhere, and I don’t think I ever seen Hydrox outside of the west coast.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Used to see hydrox as a kid but haven’t for a while now. I’ll choose UTZ over any Frito Lay product. I’ll choose Humpty Dumpty over any UTZ product though. People are missing out on the ultimate overly seasoned potato chip.

Neato,
@Neato@ttrpg.network avatar

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen hydrox.

empireOfLove2, (edited )
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I saw them once, and I’ve tried them once. They are indeed better. Zero of my local retailers stock them though.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Hydrox came first.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hydrox

Imgonnatrythis,

I always come first. It’s not a contest though.

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

The better question is, did you come twice?

OldManBOMBIN, in The Da Vinci Cookie

If you rearrange “Oreo” you get “oreO”

robocall,
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

Re oO

OldManBOMBIN,

An Adventure Time email

LinkOpensChest_wav,

You also get “Ooer”

OldManBOMBIN,

This is plausible; although, I haven’t done adequate research on the subject as of this moment in time.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
ininewcrow, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Pressed on two sides by brown invaders … the delicious white centre saves your hunger … again and again and again

mibo80,

I see it as two brown neighboring cookies being forced together by some colonizing cream that causes delicious chaos for all.

ininewcrow,
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

Delicious chaos for the medieval and modern military religious industrial complex

Mediocre_Bard, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

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BlueLineBae, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Hmmm chicken and waffles reimagined? Or OR… Fish and waffles opposed to fish and chips! Ok now we’re talkin!

Gingerlegs,

yes

brbposting,

Beard man puts fried chicken on cheddar biscuit

Enjoys himself

Yum

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It almost makes up for the fact that I can’t go to Red Lobster and say, “just keep the biscuits coming, I won’t be ordering today.”

SpaceNoodle,

we make our OWN cheddar biscuits and it is healthier with tastier flavor

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
teamevil,

Proof and recipe or it’s all lies

SpaceNoodle,

my wife crushes hot dogs with a rolling pin

StopSpazzing, (edited )
@StopSpazzing@lemmy.world avatar

That comment made me shrivel up. IDK why

tacosanonymous,

Unlimited shrimp and waffles!

Wogi,

I have put my waffle iron through more shit than it should reasonably be able to handle. I used to have parties with friends where we would get fucking plastered and try waffling everything.

The waffle all the things craze started shortly after, a cosmic coincidence if ever there was one.

Anyway here’s some reports.

First, we used a shallow style waffle maker. Mine was a cheaper Cuisinart but I think any would do.

Bad corn bread mix is elevated in the waffle maker but really fucking good corn bread is better prepared the traditional way. I used famous Dave’s as a nice middle ground cornbread batter and it made a fantastic base for chili.

As did cheap tube cinnamon rolls. Cinnamon rolls and chili are a staple where I’m from and trust me when I tell you that waffling them and serving chili on top absolutely elevates the dish.

Tater tots, covered in cheese, and cooked from frozen on the waffle iron are absolutely the best version of tater tots. This is the one thing we did every single time. You gotta abuse the poor iron closed but it’s worth it.

Bread is just toast in the waffle maker, a bad version of toast. Anything you see that says put something in bread and put it in the waffle maker has been disappointing.

Fried mac and cheese bites, similarly, are not improved by the waffle process.

Pierogi however, are absolutely wonderful but not necessarily improved enough to be worth the effort. Unless you’re alone and somehow only want like 4.

Lasagna was the last item my poor waffle iron waffled. The HR Geiger abomination that came out of that poor machine was absolutely fantastic. Alas my poor iron never came clean again. It was a fitting send off.

BlueLineBae,
@BlueLineBae@midwest.social avatar

Ok you lost me at cinnamon rolls and chili. But cornbread waffles with chili on top sounds like some next level way to eat chili!

Wogi,

I know, just trust me.

There’s no frosting on the cinnamon rolls. It’s good. I promise you it’s good. It isn’t gonna change your life but I swear it’s good. it’s better than the nonsense they do in Ohio with fuckin spaghetti.

Vacationlandgirl,

But then what do you with the included frosting? I’m for sure not gonna throw that shit away!

maccentric,

So, what’s going on with the spaghetti in Ohio?

darkdemize,

They top it with chili.

SinningStromgald,

You and your friends needed a YT channel called “Does it Waffle”.

Wogi,

We joked about doing that, but man, I just wanted to get fucked up and eat, ya know? Can’t turn everything in to content.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar
emmeram,

Chili and cinnamon rolls. Are you from Kansas?

Wogi,

Nebraska. They do it in Iowa too. I don’t know who started it but there’s a local chain of restaurants in my home town that claims they did it first.

bighatchester,

Im thinking mashed potatoe waffle … Next time I mashed potatoes I’m making this with the leftovers.

Wogi,

I never really got that to work. I tried a few times but it never came out clean. So I wish you the best of luck,I would love to see that work

perishthethought, in Get in the zone!

It’s funny, sure, but I bet that as was targeting repair shops, not the end users of the brakes.

Source: my feeble brain

jettrscga,

Good catch. It says “For commercial accounts only” at the top.

perishthethought,

Correction!

Source: this guy

Death_Equity,

No retail parts magazine will mention “comebacks”. That is purely a commercial automotive term and most of the time comebacks are an issue behind the wheel, if you have a good shop.

zeppo, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds great. I use it for a bunch of stuff… breakfast pizza crust, casserole topping.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You say that as if a Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit waffle was on the same level as lowly breakfast pizza crust!

GombeenSysadmin,

Might I suggest while Krispy Kreme sugar-glazed ring doughnuts?

flango, in A case in the New Zealand parliament.

That’s actually cool!

cnirrad, in Ghost-riding the whip

I love how he tries to steer it, but then just nopes out of it.

tyrefyre, in Ghost-riding the whip

I would like to know more

Vespair, in We are living in the end times

Loss is a good meme, but imo B^U was the superior CAD meme.

Also fuck Tim Buckley, still.

Cicraft,

What’s that

Vespair,

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/subcultures/ctrlaltdel

Scroll down to the “Reception” section, it’s in the first paragraph. It’s hard to get the full effect from that paragraph though, as B^U became an automatically response to anything Buckley or C-A-D related for a long while. It was more of a textual social meme than an image macro’ed meme so it doesn’t cast as long of a shadow today, but I’ll always associate Tim with B^U first.

Sanctus, in We are living in the end times
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

Should have used a FLAC instead of a WAV. Its lossless.

LinkOpensChest_wav,

Ayyyyy

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