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circuitfarmer, in Choose wisely!
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  • Resell my free gravel for huge profits
  • Have a great street magic trick where I ask the spectator to empty a single container out of many with my back turned, but I can always pick out which one

I’ll be Cris Angel, Gravel King

Track_Shovel, in Lets just make landlords illegal
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tiredcapillary, in Radiatori

Even normal people know that Italians are made of spaghetti

LinkOpensChest_wav, in I've been wondering for some time

Because most of us dislike violence, even when it’s necessary and justified.

Meanwhile, the rich have no problem using violence against us to protect their hoarded wealth or if they can profit from it in the slightest.

Gork,

It sounds like we need to crowdfund the creation of a Private Military Company. We’ll need a good name for it.

Blahaj_Blast, in Anyone remember anything about 2021
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I remember some dumasses tried to overthrow the government in the US

modifier, in I've been wondering for some time

Because the most well-armed portion of the populace has convinced themselves that the lifestyle of the rich is within their reach and identifies more with them than with their actual peers.

I know we’re having a laugh, but the time when this sort of action is even plausible is quickly running out.

bobs_monkey, in "O"

Personally I’d say it’s rather opportune

JayDee, in What a ripoff!

NGL I don’t like sushi but that fried sushi looking pretty appetizing.

Cyv_, in When someone says landlords are asking for tips
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No tips, but our complex likes to offer like $100 off rent if you refer a friend to live there. Its kinda annoying when you get a pretty red and green christmasy flyer with "a gift for you!" On the top, then goes on to explain "we'll give you a pittance if you do our advertising for us"

Maybe just fix our dryer instead you fuckin dumbshits. I'd not recommend this complex to my worst enemy at this point.

nieceandtows, in I just sat down for breakfast with the kids

Your kids seem to be a bit cramped in there.

DeterminedBauhinia, in Stop showboating

Being gay is a competition, and you’re losing.

shukufuku, in Jragon

Too many jrux

Track_Shovel, in i saved this meme in may of 2020, it has become relevant
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Context? Why donkey?

starman2112, in Jragon
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Do y’all actually pronounce dragon with a j sound? How???

yamapikariya,
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Жragon (ZHragon)

sirico, in A termite walks into a bar and asks the bartender here?"
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Laughs in Bort

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