@dipshit@lemmy.world

dipshit

@dipshit@lemmy.world

Troll honeypot, apparently.

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dipshit,

I don’t understand the downvotes here. This is a man literally stationed in his shit post.

dipshit,

There is no spoon.

dipshit,

there is no life

dipshit,

Oh, so this is kickboxing.

dipshit,

It’s the male form of queef.

dipshit,

Happiness is when peepee hard

dipshit,

A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.

dipshit,

Onomatopoopia

dipshit,

Mama Mia!

dipshit,

“Based landlords” hate this one weird trick!

dipshit,

This man fucked my wife.

dipshit,

Do you need a dollar? I can loan you a dollar!

30-year fixed, 5%

dipshit, (edited )

gg/un2x?-d/like

FTFY

dipshit, (edited )

result: Very intuitive like vim.

  1. gg - top of the file
  2. /un - find “un” place cursor at u
  3. 2x - remove 2 characters
  4. ?- - search backwards for the character -
  5. d/like - delete everything up until the characters like

See, intuitive!

dipshit,

Sure, I just hate moving from mouse to keyboard every few seconds as I code.

dipshit,

Talk to your doctor!

Use as directed

side effects my include loose or wet stools, dizziness, painful constipation, insomnia, rapid heartrate, weak bowel syndrome, joint pains, headaches, an impending sense of doom, sudden interest in nickleback…

dipshit,

Personal responsiblity

dipshit,

AFLAC!

dipshit,

Because the network is flooded.

dipshit,

you don’t actually want a super strong immune system.

dipshit,

logic-gate-keeping

dipshit,

With great power comes great responsibility!

dipshit,

have you ever been close to tragedy or been close to those who have

dipshit,

did you know someone who has?

dipshit,

No sleep now gramps, this is a lake.

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