You may want to switch your client then. I can recommend voyager, it is based on Apollo for reddit. Have yet to see an actual ad (discounting actual posts by OF sellers and the occasional LLM wall of text with a link)
A bit of advance for those who want very loud shits: get your ass crack waxed. I’m not even joking here, you will gain godlike powers in public restrooms. Consider for a moment how loud you can clap your hands. Now consider how much quieter your clap would be if your hands were covered in hair. I was dating an aesthetician once who waxed my ass after a boyzillian. My shits reverberated the corporate bathroom until the hair grew back in.
I mean the itching was horrible but I’ve shaved enough other parts to know that going in. I’m talking about the farts. A silent butthole is essential to my daily function.
Couple the shaved ass with a diet consisting exclusively of beans, cabbage, broccoli, and soft cheeses and baby you got a category 5 ass-tastrophy brewing
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