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psmgx, in Double Barrel

Over-under shotguns exist mon ami

Annoyed_Crabby, in Get in the zone!

Where we going, it’s all gas no brake.

tacosanonymous, in oh snap.

No. The bacteria eliminated was all in the people who were dusted for convenience.

LarmyOfLone,

But it’s not random. Not fair. Not balanced. Entire civilizations of gut bacteria wiped out! To them it was like he wiped out entire planets instead of life forms!

MeatPilot, in Ghost-riding the whip
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AI is really getting out of control.

co209, (edited ) in Double Barrel

Let me introduce to you the Brazilian hot dog:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f7106f13-03b1-4d11-8fc9-6e28369bd67d.jpeg

In my region of Brazil we have three flavors (!!!) of hot dog: beef (filled with meaty Bolognese), chicken (shredded chicken cooked in tomato sauce) and mixed (both; yes, BOTH!!).

Things Brazilians put in hotdogs:

  • Hot dogs. How many, you ask? Well, how many do you want?
  • Corn
  • Peas
  • Ground beef
  • Chicken
  • Cheese
  • Cabbage
  • Vinaigrette
  • Mashed potatoes
  • Bacon
  • Crispy straw potatoes
  • Olives
  • Cooked quail eggs
Jorgelino,

There is no combination of ingredients a brazilian won’t dare mix.

Americans will be whining about pineapple on pizza while Brazil is adding banana, chocolate, ribs and potato chips to it.

I’m honestly all for it, i hate this dumbass stigma people have over changing “traditional recipies”. Fuck that, mix it up, throw shit at the all until it sticks, just make me something that tastes good.

unreachable, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

sweet taste shitposts

someguy3, in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

AutistoMephisto, in You ask too much of him
@AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world avatar

If an angel appears before you in human form, they come bearing good news. If they appear before you in their true form, they come bearing responsibility.

Test_Tickles,

In my experience, if they appear before you in human form, it will cost you a few hundo to fuck it. If they appear in the other form, then if you offer it some of whatever you just took, it will fuck you for free.

werefreeatlast,

Fuck that I’m carrying a helo just in case. Toss on the meatball with wings at first sight. I need me some good news.

Evil_Shrubbery, in Double Barrel

everything reminds me of her

psmgx,

One memory to forget

kittenzrulz123, in Wake up!

Fun fact: cats don’t sleep so it probably thought the person might be dead

M137,
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t get this humour. Or do you really think they don’t sleep?

kittenzrulz123,

Clarification: they don’t sleep like people, cats are always ready to defend themselves and prefer shorter naps

synae, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

1000007458

rockerface,

Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

psmgx,

Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what’s worse is if you play it forwards

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!

brbposting,

Do you know what a MILF is?

https://files.catbox.moe/j968up.mp4

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hail satan

flambonkscious,

That is amazing!

I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…

Cheems, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I did this with stuffing over Thanksgiving

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I think Sam The Cooking Guy did that as well 😎

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Okay the initial post sounded kinda nasty but stuffing waffles sounds amazing

KnightontheSun,

I think you’ve eaten one too many pancakes.

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Probably haha

GBU_28, in Overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty.

How many donut holes can you fit IN IT

mmazikinn,

sounds like a challenge

kautau, in Get in the zone!

It’s a good thing there’s that red circle on the biggest text in the image or my amphibian brain might not know what to look at

RaiIsNotYourGuy, in We are living in the end times
DarkSirrush,

Can someone tell me how many loss are in this jpeg?

Sombyr,

Probably a lot. Jpegs have lossy compression.

FatTony, (edited )

I counted about 28 original loss’. With original I mean, for example, I only counted the Loss Eyelashes once for the whole comic.

RaiIsNotYourGuy,

I got 31 original Loss’ so far. The more I look into it, the worse it gets.

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