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werefreeatlast, in Get in the zone!

I mean it’s gotta catch to it.

fosho, in Double Barrel

why OP gotta use a 3 panel layout when the pictures are just repeats of the same picture?

MrJameGumb, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

The body of Christ now has a sweet creamy center just like me!

tacosanonymous,

You’re ready to let Jesus inside you.

AnonWyo,

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

jabathekek,
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

The rapture is starting to smell very sticky.

CH3DD4R_G0BL1N, in Ghost-riding the whip
@CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m really confused by the bail. What was he headed towards? Was it on fire? Was it school children? Puppies and kittens? What possessed him to take that roll?

jabathekek, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
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From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat,

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, (edited )

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

RememberTheApollo_, (edited ) in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

I like the roasted chicken vs heat argument best.

If you like chocolate, just eat the unprocessed cocoa bean. Anything after that is just a level of preference for how much you like that bean processed, dark chocolate included. Stating you like the sugar more than the chocolate is ridiculous.

Death_Equity, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Take Jimmy Dean sausage meat, the one in the plastic tube, and spread it over a sheet of cheddar bay biscuit dough. Roll it into a log and slice it at a half inch thick spirals. Bake in the oven at 350 freedom until golden brown. Dip the top in the supplied seasoning prepared as directed. Enjoy cheddar bay biscuit sausage rolls.

KevonLooney,

You are just baking from scratch, but more it’s expensive and less healthy.

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything “spicy” or “garlic” flavored.

cannibalkitteh,

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything “spicy” or “garlic” flavored.

You mean make everything garlic flavor.

IDontHavePantsOn,

If you hear “sausage cheddar biscuits” and think, “well that sounds unhealthy!” while clutching your pearls, then you don’t understand what’s going on here.

KevonLooney,

By reading a recipe really quickly and making your own, it will taste better and be healthier and cheaper. That’s the point.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Your point is stupid because no matter how you make a sausage cheddar biscuit loaf, it’s going to be unhealthy.

Less processed? Yes. More tasty? Maybe. More healthy? No. Easier? No. Faster? No. Cheaper? Negligible.

huquad, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should.

Nomecks, in The Da Vinci Cookie

The Knights Templar? Could these cookies be related to the lead cross the team found 3 years ago? Could Mr. Christie be tied to the original depositors? Find out next week on The Curse of Oak Island

darcy, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@darcy@sh.itjust.works avatar

satanic propaganda

TimewornTraveler, (edited ) in If you like pina coladas, you might also like walks in the rain

interesting point

good point

bad point

what’s your point?

dog_, in The Da Vinci Cookie

Da Vinki?

name_NULL111653,

Certe, meum frater.

camr_on, in Ghost-riding the whip
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Whoever added this audio should feel bad

badbytes, in Get in the zone!

James Dean had these on his car.

AceFuzzLord, in The Da Vinci Cookie

Ya know, this feels exactly like the type of thing the people on a show my dad likes called Curse of Oak Island would do, the connection they’d make.

too_high_for_this,

At first I thought those guys were lunatics, but they’re actually genius conmen.

They’ve managed to convince the network executives to fund eleven seasons and counting of guys digging holes.

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