superduperenigma

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superduperenigma,

TIL I was using the Jurassic Internet as a teenager

superduperenigma,

And now Cracked is functionally a content graveyard.

I’ll have you know that Cracked is the number one source for shitty listicles that were generated by running a /r/AskReddit thread through an AI.

I assume, at least. Haven’t actually visited cracked since before 2010 probably.

superduperenigma,

I suspect that you doxxed me. Why are you only allowed to dox?

superduperenigma, (edited )

They didn’t do either, you’re responding to a paranoid schizophrenic. Their post and comment history are full of nonsense about being tracked, doxxed, and gangstalked.

superduperenigma, (edited )

They’re probably blocking you because you’re actively calling for mods to get doxxed as a response to your bizarre gangstalking delusions.

superduperenigma, (edited )

Ted Cruz is a very normal human being. He is certainly not an amorphous, blob-shaped entity wearing a human being’s skin as a costume. Just a perfectly normal human being like you and I.

superduperenigma,

Ignoring how coo coo bananas it is that she even sang to ghosts in the first place, it seems weirdly self important to think your singing is capable of magically curing people’s trauma. Reminds me of all the celebs recording themselves somberly singing “imagine” in their mansions to cheer all of us peasants up in the early days of covid.

superduperenigma,

Dear Liberals,

You claim to support equality and fairness, yet when I snap away half the life in the universe by giving everyone an equal and fair chance to dissolve into dust you travel through time to undo my actions.

Curious.

superduperenigma,

I very much enjoy that the giant supercomputer has bendy arms.

superduperenigma, (edited )

New meme format just dropped

-OP while posting a meme format that’s over a decade old

superduperenigma,

A Supreme Court Justice who has solicited and accepted many bribes but will never be held accountable because Republicans have no shame and would never hold one of their own accountable as long as they continue to be useful to the party.

superduperenigma,

Sure, but that’s also the ideal way to go out. Definitely beats being one of those people that shakes a vending machine in a fit of a rage and ends up being crushed over a bag of Cheetos.

superduperenigma,

Don’t kinkshame me, please.

superduperenigma,

Is this some kind of Chrome meme that I’m too Firefox to understand?

superduperenigma,

I’m Cave Johnson, here to personally thank you for volunteering to test Aperture Science’s brand new long range spacetime displacement device. Before we begin, there’s 2 things I need to mention.

First off, there is a non-zero percent, closer to 90, chance that you will end up being a just a random arrangement of atoms after the test. Not in a philosophical way. Just an absolutely random heap of atoms sprawled across the testing chamber floor.

Second, I need to remind you that the waiver you signed is iron clad. You can thank the suits in legal for that.

Now let’s begin!

superduperenigma,

What’s up with all the boxes around the text?

superduperenigma,

I’m sorry Hideo Kojima, I simply do not have enough free time to sit through a 6 hour documentary on pre Cold War era geopolitical tensions in between 20 minute gameplay sections.

superduperenigma,

Gotta make it longer than that. By the time 5 minutes is up they won’t even be sure if it’s real or not.

Give em a few years, just enough time that they’re convinced it’s permanent. Just enough time that their experience with paralysis seems like a fully separate part of their life, a distant dream. Just enough time that they start going most days without even thinking about the fact that they weren’t able to walk at one point.

Then pull the rug out from under them.

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