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RaiIsNotYourGuy, in We are living in the end times
DarkSirrush,

Can someone tell me how many loss are in this jpeg?

Sombyr,

Probably a lot. Jpegs have lossy compression.

FatTony, (edited )

I counted about 28 original loss’. With original I mean, for example, I only counted the Loss Eyelashes once for the whole comic.

RaiIsNotYourGuy,

I got 31 original Loss’ so far. The more I look into it, the worse it gets.

tubaruco, in This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

where the hell did that image come from

ickplant,
@ickplant@lemmy.world avatar

You should try browsing deep into stock images sometime. Some weird shit in there.

Death_Equity, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...

Take Jimmy Dean sausage meat, the one in the plastic tube, and spread it over a sheet of cheddar bay biscuit dough. Roll it into a log and slice it at a half inch thick spirals. Bake in the oven at 350 freedom until golden brown. Dip the top in the supplied seasoning prepared as directed. Enjoy cheddar bay biscuit sausage rolls.

KevonLooney,

You are just baking from scratch, but more it’s expensive and less healthy.

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything “spicy” or “garlic” flavored.

cannibalkitteh,

My man, wait until you discover spices. You can make anything “spicy” or “garlic” flavored.

You mean make everything garlic flavor.

IDontHavePantsOn,

If you hear “sausage cheddar biscuits” and think, “well that sounds unhealthy!” while clutching your pearls, then you don’t understand what’s going on here.

KevonLooney,

By reading a recipe really quickly and making your own, it will taste better and be healthier and cheaper. That’s the point.

IDontHavePantsOn,

Your point is stupid because no matter how you make a sausage cheddar biscuit loaf, it’s going to be unhealthy.

Less processed? Yes. More tasty? Maybe. More healthy? No. Easier? No. Faster? No. Cheaper? Negligible.

Willer, in Lmk

i can whistle continuously without the need for breathing stops

Doxatek,

Wtf how

Willer, (edited )

It just kind of happened because i got annoyed that i had to stop during long phrases to breathe in so i just kind of taught myself how to whistle while breathing in. I just googled it to see how special that is but all im seeing is health conditions.

anarchy79,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

A fellow whistler! I prefer whistling Bach.

tgxn,
@tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net avatar

Sounds like you’re talking about circular breathing.

Willer,

I guess you could call it circular whistling. Circular breathing is another incredibly hard thing to do.

FlyingSquid,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.

son_named_bort, in Someone help me to understand this chart

Is there a similar chart for poop?

brokenlcd, (edited )

I think we can only get a shart for that one. (Yeah i know i have the humor of a 2 year old)

psud,

There’s the Bristol stool scale charts

images.app.goo.gl/rtn5AFYkfjepAP9fA

NeroC_Bass, in we've been waiting for too long

What is up with this ridiculous size? Are you trying to make a wallpaper for a 4k monitor?

moistbones,
@moistbones@lemmy.world avatar

8k only

mlg, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@mlg@lemmy.world avatar

Everyone here forgetting that this makes it dense and not fluffy otherwise we’d have put literally everything conceivable into a waffle iron.

fidodo,

Are you sure? Waffles made in a waffle iron are fluffy so just because it’s made in a waffle iron doesn’t mean it can’t be fluffy.

Viking_Hippie, in No more Mr. Nice Clown

I still much prefer the McFuckaround but I’ve always had a bit of a sweet tooth 🤷

MacNCheezus,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I hear they sell them both together as a combo…

moistclump,

Sorry the McFuckAround machine is broken.

synae, in The Da Vinci Cookie
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Oh that got this all wrong, oreos are satanic!

1000007458

rockerface,

Both are true, actually, in every Oreo the top cookie is Templar and the bottom is satanic

psmgx,

Kinda like how if you play a Nickelback album backwards you hear Satan, and what’s worse is if you play it forwards

altima_neo,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Man, the Nabisco thing was satanic this whole time!

brbposting,

Do you know what a MILF is?

https://files.catbox.moe/j968up.mp4

synae,
@synae@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Hail satan

flambonkscious,

That is amazing!

I grew up when people were getting worried about Led Zep and backward masking clearly indicating BS shit smoking pot. I’m glad these mental gymnastics are still strong - I’m slowly getting free of it all…

EmperorHenry, in oh snap.
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I power blasted diarrhea a lot in my day.

Now I power blast giant turds and I fart way more…I owe it to a high fiber diet.

Agent641,
thechadwick,

Non credible defense is skewing older and more colon-health conscious than I would have initially expected…

TIL.

Cheems, in It's as if my eyes have been opened for the very first time...
@Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

I did this with stuffing over Thanksgiving

jelloeater85,
@jelloeater85@lemmy.world avatar

I think Sam The Cooking Guy did that as well 😎

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Okay the initial post sounded kinda nasty but stuffing waffles sounds amazing

KnightontheSun,

I think you’ve eaten one too many pancakes.

toomanypancakes,
@toomanypancakes@lemmy.world avatar

Probably haha

jabathekek, in Oreos set to replace communion wafers.
@jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

From the moment I understood the weakness of my bread, it disgusted me. I craved the energy and sweetness of sugar.

AdmiralShat,

The Omnomnomissiah?

Andonno, (edited )

I aspired to the purity of simple carbs.
Your kind, cling to their complex carbohydrates. As though they will not break down and fatten you. One day the diet you call balanced will starve you, and you will beg my kind to save you.
But I am already saved…

Because sucrose is eternal.

Even in death I serve the Nomnissiah.

M137, in Spread the word!
@M137@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a dog or any bourbon (or any other alcohol and I’m too poor to get anything, even just a couple of beers).

But I hope everyone has a great unofficial holiday! Enjoy your canine company and liquor, everyone deserves it.

Vacationlandgirl,

We are in the same boat, however, I wanted you to know that your positivity changed my perspective and I left this post feeling happy for everyone who can properly celebrate this holiday, rather than bitter that I cannot.

Thank you! 💜

Agent641, in Spread the word!

No dog and 1 yr sober. What do?

flambonkscious,

Well, you’re the poor sod who went into work and still has to do everything?

Hopefully you get a bonus or something

someguy3, in oh snap.

Doesn’t that multiply really fast? We’d be back in like a day, maybe two.

psmgx,

Yeah rapid growth. Maybe a day or two of gut trouble but back to normal pretty quick as long as your diet hasn’t changed too much.

And that’s possible cuz half of all livestock just vanished, so now you’re paying 85 bucks for a steak.

someguy3,

Half the livestock and half the demand. I don’t see much problem.

Tinidril,

The remaining cattle had to be dusted.

ethanolparty,

Yeah but you know they’d use that as an excuse to jack up the prices anyway

joel_feila,
@joel_feila@lemmy.world avatar

if only free markets worked that way. Countries that make lots of would panic and try to horde what is left. You also have half the worker to raise the animals, crops, and everything else we need. Half the number of driver does not mean we need half the roads

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