AnonWyo

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AnonWyo, (edited )

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

AnonWyo,

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

AnonWyo,

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

AnonWyo,

So the drop bears actually float up?

AnonWyo,

Would you like to play a game?

AnonWyo,

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

AnonWyo,

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

AnonWyo,

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

AnonWyo,

I’d totally be Whigging out.

AnonWyo,

JEFFREY DAHMER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

AnonWyo,

A penne for your thoughts?

AnonWyo,

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

AnonWyo,

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

AnonWyo,

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

AnonWyo,

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

AnonWyo,

Also known as Buffalo Wild Wings.

AnonWyo, (edited )

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

AnonWyo,

And not some sort of man-bat?

AnonWyo,

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

AnonWyo,

Completely missed it. My mistake.

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