AnonWyo

@AnonWyo@startrek.website

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AnonWyo,

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

AnonWyo,

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

AnonWyo,

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

AnonWyo,

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

AnonWyo,

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

AnonWyo, (edited )

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

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