Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.
Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.
I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes! (startrek.website)
“Oh! You’re going to buy my chicken!”
FEDiverse (startrek.website)
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch…
RuPaul reportedly spotted in the south... (startrek.website)
Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick. (startrek.website)
'Dad, Where do chicken strips come from?' (slrpnk.net)
This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven. (startrek.website)
No soap. It makes the children too slippery. (startrek.website)
So that's who started this... (lemmy.world)
Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell? (startrek.website)
They have the longest punch lines.
When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled... (startrek.website)
I’ll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
Jesus: Table for 26, please (startrek.website)
Host: Sir, there’s only 13 of you....
If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them! (startrek.website)
What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? (startrek.website)
The sound they make when you’re nailing them.
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It's important for us to keep perspective... (startrek.website)
What is a nifty little feature modern gadgets have lost? (lemmy.world)
For me it’s the notification light you used to find on older phones, was particularly good to know if your phone was charged without picking it up
Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs! (startrek.website)
German Art (lemmy.zip)
Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy (startrek.website)
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead…
Let's goooooo (mander.xyz)
Oreos set to replace communion wafers. (startrek.website)