Dude, I’m from Wyoming. We have the second highest per capita gun ownership in the nation. I’m just unwilling to blind myself to very real, very tangible, very quantifiable situations in the United States.
Also, last I checked, this is shitposting. But Red Hatters gon’ Red Hat.
This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven. (startrek.website)
Oreos set to replace communion wafers. (startrek.website)
I hated the Colonel, with his wee beady eyes! (startrek.website)
“Oh! You’re going to buy my chicken!”
Let's not mention that His dad was looking at your dick. (startrek.website)
RuPaul reportedly spotted in the south... (startrek.website)
Jeezy Creezy like a heezy reezy (startrek.website)
So evidently they were able to stay awake all three days until He rose from the dead…
Damn freeloaders takin' all the jobs! (startrek.website)
If only there was a GOOD fish with a gun to save them! (startrek.website)
Why are jokes about Jim Jones hard to tell? (startrek.website)
They have the longest punch lines.
Jesus: Table for 26, please (startrek.website)
Host: Sir, there’s only 13 of you....
When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled... (startrek.website)
I’ll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
No soap. It makes the children too slippery. (startrek.website)
It's important for us to keep perspective... (startrek.website)
What's the difference between Jesus and a prostitute? (startrek.website)
The sound they make when you’re nailing them.
FEDiverse (startrek.website)
You guys, the Feds are on the front porch…
Smells Like Teen Spirit (startrek.website)
When I throw something at the trash, I holler “Cobain!” instead of “Kobe!”...
Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night (startrek.website)
Jesus and the 12 Apostles are out to eat...
NASA has some explaining to do (startrek.website)
Also, the Jewish God and Muslim Allah are on the International Space Station.
The Jebus Said So. (startrek.website)
AMEN!
In the holiday spirit... (startrek.website)
What’s with the Stone Cold Salutes?
Not photogenic (lemmy.world)