AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

“Jesus is coming!”

I damn well hope so. He’s been edging for 2,000 years.

AnonWyo,

Why the hell ya sticking your dick in a tuna can?

AnonWyo,

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

AnonWyo,

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

AnonWyo,

Nor cunning use of flags.

AnonWyo,

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

AnonWyo,

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

AnonWyo,

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

AnonWyo,

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

AnonWyo,

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

AnonWyo,

So the drop bears actually float up?

AnonWyo,

Would you like to play a game?

AnonWyo,

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

AnonWyo,

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

AnonWyo,

I’d totally be Whigging out.

AnonWyo,

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

AnonWyo,

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

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