XbSuper,

That one thing should probably be “see a doctor”.

moog,

Metamucil time

JustMy2c,

1.poop 2.bidet

ChihuahuaOfDoom,

This is why I like my bidet.

GrammatonCleric,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

THANKS BIDET

AnonWyo,

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

WashedOver,
@WashedOver@lemmy.ca avatar

Why not save time and stomp it in the shower?

devfuuu,

This is da way

Tedesche,

Wafflestomping. Greatest neologism I’ve ever heard.

guriinii,

People shit for 45 mins?

new_guy,

I know right?

This shit (literally) will give you hemorrhoids

Octopus1348, (edited )

It should be maximum 10. I do it in like 3-4 mins.

lobut,

I just can’t. I think I need to switch my diet up or something. Even when I was doing pure veggie shakes it’s been a chore.

maldivirdragonwitch,
@maldivirdragonwitch@lemmy.world avatar

Eating salad with seeds (especially lax seeds) with every big meal has helped me tremendously. So has eating soup every second/third day. … Although, so has cutting coffee and cigarettes and switching to tea. 😁

It’s a process. Try different stuff, see how your gut reacts, maybe you don’t have to change as much as you think.

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