AnonWyo

@AnonWyo@startrek.website

This profile is from a federated server and may be incomplete. Browse more on the original instance.

AnonWyo,

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

AnonWyo,

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

AnonWyo, (edited )

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

AnonWyo,

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

AnonWyo,

Nor cunning use of flags.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

AnonWyo,

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

AnonWyo,

I don’t know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

AnonWyo,

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • •
  • localhost
  • All magazines
    •
    Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #