AnonWyo

@AnonWyo@startrek.website

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AnonWyo,

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

AnonWyo,

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

AnonWyo, (edited )

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

AnonWyo,

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

AnonWyo,

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

AnonWyo,

Completely missed it. My mistake.

AnonWyo,

Would you like to play a game?

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

AnonWyo,

JEFFREY DAHMER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

AnonWyo,

A penne for your thoughts?

AnonWyo,

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

AnonWyo,

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

AnonWyo,

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

AnonWyo,

So the drop bears actually float up?

AnonWyo,

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

AnonWyo,

I’d totally be Whigging out.

AnonWyo,

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

AnonWyo,

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

AnonWyo,

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

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