AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

AnonWyo,

Turducken would like a word.

AnonWyo,

Nor cunning use of flags.

AnonWyo,

Naw. I’m plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

We know what sort of porn you watch.

Also, username checks out.

AnonWyo,

Cobain’s, too.

AnonWyo,

Maybe. As for me, I’m just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.

AnonWyo,

Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.

AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

License and registration…CHICKEN FUCKER!

AnonWyo, (edited )

Blessed are the cheesemakers?

AnonWyo,

They have cars in the Middle East?

Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.

AnonWyo,

Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.

I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.

“Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!”

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

AnonWyo,

It’s really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my…ahem flirtations. In person? It’s a crapshoot.

That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I’m old fashioned like that.

AnonWyo,

It’s why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it’s the only culture some of my hick kin have.

AnonWyo,

The real beauty of this is that we found out there is no point of diminishing returns on Brent Spiner as an android.

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

AnonWyo,

Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.

AnonWyo,

William Shatner, is that you?

AnonWyo,

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

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