AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

Would you like to play a game?

AnonWyo,

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

AnonWyo,

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

AnonWyo,

So the drop bears actually float up?

AnonWyo,

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

AnonWyo,

I’d totally be Whigging out.

AnonWyo,

JEFFREY DAHMER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

AnonWyo,

A penne for your thoughts?

AnonWyo,

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

AnonWyo,

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

AnonWyo,

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

AnonWyo,

Completely missed it. My mistake.

AnonWyo,

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

AnonWyo,

Also known as Buffalo Wild Wings.

AnonWyo,

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

AnonWyo, (edited )

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

AnonWyo,

And not some sort of man-bat?

AnonWyo,

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

AnonWyo,

“Hey baby…you got a date to the family reunion yet?”

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