AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

Her: So do you look better in person or in pictures?

Me: Listen, I’m funny

AnonWyo,

If you French fry when you’re supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!

AnonWyo,

This joke is a blast.

Like a bidet.

AnonWyo,

It’s Hornée. It’s French.

AnonWyo,

And not some sort of man-bat?

AnonWyo, (edited )

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

AnonWyo,

Where you finding a K-Mart these days?

AnonWyo,

Also known as Buffalo Wild Wings.

AnonWyo,

JEFFREY DAHMER HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

AnonWyo,

“Hey baby…you got a date to the family reunion yet?”

AnonWyo,

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

AnonWyo,

A penne for your thoughts?

AnonWyo,

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

AnonWyo,

Completely missed it. My mistake.

AnonWyo,

I’d totally be Whigging out.

AnonWyo,

I prefer the Thicc Mint Cookies.

AnonWyo,

Would you like to play a game?

AnonWyo,

So the drop bears actually float up?

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