AnonWyo

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AnonWyo,

Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13…

AnonWyo,

I’d be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone’s Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.

AnonWyo,

MAGA. We put the Fun in “fundamental.”

AnonWyo,

Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.

Carbohydrated.

AnonWyo,

2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don’t be afraid to set big goals for yourself.

AnonWyo,

Holy Ghost?

What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?

“And I would’ve gotten away with it if it wasn’t for you God and Jesus kids!”

AnonWyo,

No, no, no, no. This is evolutionary. I been reading this book on Leonardo da Vinci. See, that means ‘from Vinci’.

AnonWyo,

Well. I see us hicks in US Mountain Time are late to the party. It’s 0005 here.

AnonWyo,

Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci “dressed like a chicken.”

AnonWyo, (edited )

I thought it was Keke Rosberg. The mustache checks.

AnonWyo,

The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn’t always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).

I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I’m 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.

AnonWyo,

Completely missed it. My mistake.

AnonWyo,

“Hey baby…you got a date to the family reunion yet?”

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