SuckMyWang,

Jesus Christ. I thought the first one was covered in rust for a second

Skaryon,
themusicman,

I knew this would be in the comments

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

If you are kissing like you lick a beater, there's a good chance you might be doing it wrong.

atomicorange,

You shouldn’t be trying to taste the back of my molars, honey. Calm down.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Yeah, I love kissing, but I don't want anyone trying to thoroughly clean the insides of my cheeks and the backsides of my teeth. I'd rather just be alone forever.

Resistentialism,

If, by some miracle, I ever get a girlfriend, and we’ve been together for ages, and we’ve got that extreme comfortability, I’m definitely trying this once.

darvocet,

When i hear pudding cups i picture Ron Desantis’ fingers digging in there.

ivanafterall,
@ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

Why?

TotalFat,

Hey no kink shame here. This is a safe space.

Ahh screw it… Get the torches and pitchforks!

atomicorange,

No kink shame, but very concerned kink questions.

stebo02,
@stebo02@sopuli.xyz avatar

said no one ever lmao I’m lonely

Ravi,

“Kiss”

Feirdro,

A special kiss

kameecoding,

Australian kiss, “Down Under”

tigeruppercut,

yeah this is the PG version of “where did you learn to insert your tongue deep inside me like that?”

bingbong,

Ask that pudding cup

👁️👃👁️
👅

velox_vulnus,

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  • Kusimulkku,

    I weep for you

    Track_Shovel,
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    You’ve never licked the beaters?

    Did your parents keep you in oubliette?

    VikingHippie,

    Or an Iron Maiden?

    I hope you’re not a prisoner but a free (wo)man and your blood is your own now!

    velox_vulnus,

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  • Micromot,

    Whatever you use for stirring, didn’t you lick that after the batter is done?

    HonoraryMancunian,

    Oh man, wait till you see what I do to spoons

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