dojan

dojan, 5 months ago (edited 9 days ago)

Cocks of horses and donkey cummies and all that.

dojan, 5 months ago

Conceptually this is really cool, but the hole punch is oddly misaligned on my Pixel 6, so I can’t imagine it looking good.

dojan, 6 months ago

Or start, in this case.

dojan, 6 months ago

No!! Not the recursion!

dojan, 6 months ago

Why are people looking you up?

dojan, 6 months ago

Welcome to living in Sweden.

With a quick Google search you can find someone’s home address, income, social security number, birthdate, amount of owned vehicles, political work (if any), size of home, criminal record, and much more!

It fucking sucks for it all to be public information, but websites dedicated to collating it all under one roof is even worse.

dojan, 6 months ago

Would rather live in a pond than in Poland.

dojan, 6 months ago

There’s probably quite a few that are really only known to their immediate friends, families, and communities.

There are a lot of really talented people out there, who will remain mostly anonymous. It’s probably nicer for most to not be in the limelight, though it sucks for the rest of us who will never know.

dojan, 6 months ago

Yeah I can see this. I also think there’d be quite a few that just aren’t interested in the fame, or maybe want to keep their stuff private.

I know a person who writes her own songs every so often. They’re usually made as a way of dealing with something going on in her life. I had no idea about this until after like five years of knowing her she shared one. It was beautiful, she has a great voice, and she plays the guitar really well. Since the pieces are so personal it’s just not something she’ll share with most of the world.

Is she a Mozart? I don’t know, maybe. To me at least the experience was really profound.

dojan, 6 months ago (edited 5 months ago)

I think modern media can offset that a little. There’s been plenty of people making use of virtual avatars to represent themselves in the past few years and still achieve decent success. Though obviously you’re quite limited in what you can do if you remain anonymous.

I recall a few years ago a singer rather like that, REOL, made her first music video which she herself starred in and it kind of did accelerate her popularity. It’s hard to remain anonymous if you’re also looking to tour and be on stage. As an aside; it’s delightful how her “face debut” song is about how she’s unsure how she wants to do her debut.

dojan, 6 months ago

I think this is the creme de la creme of shitposts.

dojan, 6 months ago

Are you okay, buddy?

dojan, 6 months ago

Ugh. Fucking Gale and his fragrant arsehole.

dojan, 6 months ago

I’m sure he gets it all the time. Who wouldn’t fuck Goofy?

dojan, 6 months ago

I mean he’s a hot dogman. Just imagine what that tongue do.

dojan, 6 months ago

He’s fun. He’s caring. He’s lovely towards his friends and family. One could do a lot worse than Goofy.

dojan, 6 months ago

You need to be a horrible person to become a billionaire.

dojan, 6 months ago

If he’s willing to trample all over people, exploit them, and have them die for his sake, then absolutely.

Billionaires don’t care about people. They don’t view others as human. To them workers are robots, a statistical means to an end. Who cares if someone dies in some factory/warehouse somewhere? There’ll be another to replace them before the end of the day.

A billionaire gladly takes the effort of others and claims it as their own. They go out of their way to do it.

That’s not to say that every evil person acting like this will automatically become a billionaire, but you need to be OK with doing these things in order to get there. A billion USD is such an insane sum you cannot legitimately accumulate that without hurting people in the process. Like there’s no logical way of actually earning that amount of money. That’s money you take.

dojan, 6 months ago

Guillotine for the lot, I say.

dojan, 6 months ago

Solution could be to learn what AM and PM means. Ante meridiem (before midday) and post meridiem (after midday).

Or use 24h time. Then you can omit the midday factor altogether.

dojan, 6 months ago

Okay if somehow one can’t figure out that night comes after day, then one can hopefully count and know that 12 comes after 1. 1AM is in the middle of the night so 11 hours later, 12AM would be noon. 12AM obviously doesn’t come before 1AM, thus midnight is 12PM, because midnight is when one day rolls over to the next and you get morning (or before midday) again.

dojan, 6 months ago

Doors. Specifically doors in obscure places. Think maintenance accesses and such. I like to imagine that they’re less mundane than they are.

dojan, 6 months ago

I’d love that kind of punishment. Be carried around in a basket and go down a slope in a sleigh, screaming with a childish glee I’ve not felt in decades.

Yeah that would be nice.

dojan, 6 months ago

Couldn’t you possibly do it with prisms? Like those holographic cards and such that show different things from different angles.

dojan, 6 months ago

The 23rd is the day before Christmas. We celebrate the eve here in the Nordics. The 25th is the relaxing day after Christmas when you eat leftovers and do fuck all all day.