Got any suggestions?
Churbleyimyam, Yeah: don’t spend 18 hours drinking and taking cocaine.
BradPittIsGod, I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?
AlfredEinstein, No shit!
RIPandTERROR, 
Push
boatsnhos931, Coffee and crunches homie
IzzyScissor, Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?
UnearthedUnusual, Two words: magnesium citrate.
AlfredEinstein, Two other words: Eat vegetables.
Viking_Hippie, Do as I do and get Legionaire’s disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that’s your birthday like it is mine.
vaselined, Happy Birthday
Viking_Hippie, Thanks 😁
ramius345, Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.
DrJenkem, 
Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.
ramius345, 2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.
corsicanguppy, So far so good on vaccines this year for me.
BonfireOvDreams, 
For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?
Enfors, 
Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅
AlfredEinstein, That’s what killed Elvis fyi
corsicanguppy, Coprolite Diamonds?
WhisperingEye, (edited ) I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…
RinseDrizzle, Drink some coffee
Lightfire228, Some people have slower digestive systems than others
It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating
AlfredEinstein, #🥵
Surp, 
The biggest most giant enema you can find
nicholasio, Just do it.
Commiunism, You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.
You’ll be fine
WhisperingEye, Thank you for believing in me
Vlixz, 
What happens after those 2 weeks?
AlfredEinstein,
corsicanguppy, But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !
I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.
Thcdenton, 5 mile run always does it for me.
TylerDurdenJunior, The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia
Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.
Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.
You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.
It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries
TheDarksteel94, (edited ) Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.
lseif, BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.
Possible_EmuWrangler, You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.
vaselined, What does it do
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