adhocfungus,

I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

jennwiththesea,
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

WereCat, (edited )

1.) Sit on a toilet

2.) Concentrate

3.) Become Forspoken protagonist youtu.be/1zo3jPUPbeI?si=xP_ADMTsdJlkt78e

some_guy,

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

Marduk73,
@Marduk73@sh.itjust.works avatar

i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.

Angry_Maple, (edited )
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

flubba86, (edited )

That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

Whirling_Ashandarei,

Bear down!

Also love the username, fellow Role Models fan?

Risk, (edited )

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

GeorgeTheFourth,

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

meowMix2525,

This reminds me. Apparently, in a pinch, you can also dissolve a few teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) in water and drink that. Would have never guessed that stuff is even safe to consume if I hadn’t read “saline laxative for relief of occasional constipation” on the front of the bag I just bought.

Imgonnatrythis,

I recommend pooping asap.

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.

FlyForABeeGuy,

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that

lolola,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

quick, get this poster some bean memes

juladuni,

points 2 and 4 are the same.

NightAuthor,

3 times a day to every 3 days is normal.

When was the last time you pooped?

Kecessa,

Second day of the holidays > can’t stop pooping

Man this period isn’t good for your health…

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • memes@lemmy.ml
  • localhost
  • All magazines
  • Loading…
    Loading the web debug toolbar…
    Attempt #