Risk, (edited )

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

Whirling_Ashandarei,

Bear down!

Also love the username, fellow Role Models fan?

Angry_Maple, (edited )
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This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

flubba86, (edited )

That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

Marduk73,
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i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.

some_guy,

That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.

WereCat, (edited )

1.) Sit on a toilet

2.) Concentrate

3.) Become Forspoken protagonist youtu.be/1zo3jPUPbeI?si=xP_ADMTsdJlkt78e

jennwiththesea,
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Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

adhocfungus,

I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.

TheDarksteel94, (edited )

Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

lseif,

BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

Possible_EmuWrangler,

You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

vaselined,

What does it do

TylerDurdenJunior,

The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia

Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.

Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.

You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.

It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries

Thcdenton,

5 mile run always does it for me.

Commiunism,

You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.

You’ll be fine

WhisperingEye,

Thank you for believing in me

Vlixz,
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What happens after those 2 weeks?

AlfredEinstein,
corsicanguppy,

But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !

I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.

nicholasio,

Just do it.

Surp,
@Surp@lemmy.world avatar

The biggest most giant enema you can find

BonfireOvDreams,
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For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

Enfors,
@Enfors@lemm.ee avatar

Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

AlfredEinstein,

That’s what killed Elvis fyi

corsicanguppy,

Coprolite Diamonds?

WhisperingEye, (edited )

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…

RinseDrizzle,

Drink some coffee

Lightfire228,

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating

AlfredEinstein,

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