Got any suggestions?
RIPandTERROR, 
Push
boatsnhos931, Coffee and crunches homie
IzzyScissor, Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?
Surp, 
The biggest most giant enema you can find
nicholasio, Just do it.
Thcdenton, 5 mile run always does it for me.
TylerDurdenJunior, The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia
Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.
Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.
You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.
It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries
adhocfungus, I’m having the same issue. I thought I had food poisoning because I have chills, stomach cramps, and constipation. But the only culprit would be the three cups of raw broccoli I had on NYE.
jennwiththesea, 
Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.
WereCat, (edited ) 1.) Sit on a toilet
2.) Concentrate
3.) Become Forspoken protagonist youtu.be/1zo3jPUPbeI?si=xP_ADMTsdJlkt78e
some_guy, That soccer team that crashed in the Andes dug it out with a stick or bone.
Marduk73, 
i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.
Whirling_Ashandarei, Bear down!
Also love the username, fellow Role Models fan?
Risk, (edited ) Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:
Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.
Imgonnatrythis, I recommend pooping asap.
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