Thcdenton,

5 mile run always does it for me.

steal_your_face,
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Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.

klemptor,

Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.

Feathercrown,

Don’t Poop January

RIPandTERROR,
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Push

UnearthedUnusual,

Two words: magnesium citrate.

AlfredEinstein,

Two other words: Eat vegetables.

ramius345,

Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.

DrJenkem,
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Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.

ramius345,

2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.

corsicanguppy,

So far so good on vaccines this year for me.

GeorgeTheFourth,

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

meowMix2525,

This reminds me. Apparently, in a pinch, you can also dissolve a few teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) in water and drink that. Would have never guessed that stuff is even safe to consume if I hadn’t read “saline laxative for relief of occasional constipation” on the front of the bag I just bought.

NightAuthor,

3 times a day to every 3 days is normal.

When was the last time you pooped?

boatsnhos931,

Coffee and crunches homie

Viking_Hippie,

Do as I do and get Legionaire’s disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that’s your birthday like it is mine.

vaselined,

Happy Birthday

Viking_Hippie,

Thanks 😁

TylerDurdenJunior,

The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia

Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.

Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.

You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.

It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries

Marduk73,
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i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.

FlyForABeeGuy,

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that

BradPittIsGod,

I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?

AlfredEinstein,

No shit!

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