Thcdenton, 5 mile run always does it for me.
steal_your_face, Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.
klemptor, Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.
Feathercrown, Don’t Poop January
RIPandTERROR, Push
UnearthedUnusual, Two words: magnesium citrate.
AlfredEinstein, Two other words: Eat vegetables.
ramius345, Get the flu. It’ll clean you right out. The vaccine wasn’t very effective this year. Ask me how I know.
DrJenkem, Sample size of 1 is not very conclusive.
ramius345, 2 parents, 2 kids, one uncle, 4 grandparents all got it. All vaccinated. Not a large sample but larger than 1.
corsicanguppy, So far so good on vaccines this year for me.
GeorgeTheFourth, OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.
meowMix2525, This reminds me. Apparently, in a pinch, you can also dissolve a few teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) in water and drink that. Would have never guessed that stuff is even safe to consume if I hadn’t read “saline laxative for relief of occasional constipation” on the front of the bag I just bought.
NightAuthor, 3 times a day to every 3 days is normal.
When was the last time you pooped?
boatsnhos931, Coffee and crunches homie
Viking_Hippie, Do as I do and get Legionaire’s disease on the 30th of December. Bonus points if that’s your birthday like it is mine.
vaselined, Happy Birthday
Viking_Hippie, Thanks 😁
TylerDurdenJunior, The seed shells from Cassia Angustifolia
Make a cup of tea from them, wait 12 to 24 hours.
Enjoy. Just don’t drink it everyday for weeks.
You can find it in herbal stores i am sure.
It is prescribed by doctors at least in some European contries
Marduk73, i literally yelled “Hey Sharon! You gotta see this” today in the washroom.
FlyForABeeGuy, Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that
BradPittIsGod, I don’t really understand how this is supposed to be funny, could anyone explain?
AlfredEinstein, No shit!
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