bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t dump December ended bro… It’s time to stop

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Or start, in this case.

casmael,

Good point

null,

Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Not long ago on Lemmy this was a goal, not a problem.

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
don,

Fiber, lots of.

Bristlecone, (edited )

As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece

DeathsEmbrace,

Also if you’re a protein bar fan and don’t have much fiber quest bars have 13g a bar.

Rolder,

Over here with my preferred snack of apple and peanut butter. Guess an apple a day DOES keep the doctor away huh?

prettybunnys,

You but 4 a day for a week will lock you right up.

Too much fiber.

Bristlecone,

This is a myth, every single thing I eat all day has a ton of fiber in it and I have never had a problem. No doctor will recommend limiting your natural fiber in any way

prettybunnys,

My dude I implore you to test my theory, please do

Bristlecone,

Did you read my post?

meowMix2525,

I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that’s partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

Hang in there!

Interesting_Test_814,

Exactly my thought when i saw this post

Feathercrown,

Don’t Poop January

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You’re just charging your ultimate attack.

klemptor,

Whatever mizu did, do the opposite.

Kecessa,

Second day of the holidays > can’t stop pooping

Man this period isn’t good for your health…

NightAuthor,

3 times a day to every 3 days is normal.

When was the last time you pooped?

lolola,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

quick, get this poster some bean memes

juladuni,

points 2 and 4 are the same.

FlyForABeeGuy,

Fibers or a french breakfast : coffee + cigarette = poo (or in French CCC: clope, cafee, caca). Or if you realy need to, those gels you can put in your bum if you’re into that

steal_your_face,
@steal_your_face@lemmy.ml avatar

Metamucil, salad, veggies. No meat or cheese. You’ll be good by tomorrow.

Imgonnatrythis,

I recommend pooping asap.

GeorgeTheFourth,

OP this post is a few hours old now if still nothing, you could try a single dose of milk of magnesia to get things going but continue a high fiber diet the next few days to get everything back on track.

meowMix2525,

This reminds me. Apparently, in a pinch, you can also dissolve a few teaspoons of epsom salt (magnesium sulfate) in water and drink that. Would have never guessed that stuff is even safe to consume if I hadn’t read “saline laxative for relief of occasional constipation” on the front of the bag I just bought.

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