bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t dump December ended bro… It’s time to stop

dojan,
@dojan@lemmy.world avatar

Or start, in this case.

casmael,

Good point

don,

Fiber, lots of.

Bristlecone, (edited )

As a nurse, I can say this is always the answer, vegetables & fruit. The American diet is horrible for the GI system. When I went vegan some years ago I started having three a day, takes less than a minute apiece

DeathsEmbrace,

Also if you’re a protein bar fan and don’t have much fiber quest bars have 13g a bar.

Rolder,

Over here with my preferred snack of apple and peanut butter. Guess an apple a day DOES keep the doctor away huh?

prettybunnys,

You but 4 a day for a week will lock you right up.

Too much fiber.

Bristlecone,

This is a myth, every single thing I eat all day has a ton of fiber in it and I have never had a problem. No doctor will recommend limiting your natural fiber in any way

prettybunnys,

My dude I implore you to test my theory, please do

Bristlecone,

Did you read my post?

meowMix2525,

I started just mixing some psyllium husk into my usual water consumption, but that’s partially to support my intermittent fasting schedule.

lolola,
@lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

The Lemmy cycle:

  • bean memes
  • shitposts
  • beef memes
  • memes about never pooping
  • back to start
match,
@match@pawb.social avatar

quick, get this poster some bean memes

juladuni,

points 2 and 4 are the same.

Ghostalmedia,
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

You’re two thirds through the Lemmy 3 Days No Poop Challenge.

Hang in there!

Interesting_Test_814,

Exactly my thought when i saw this post

bruhduh,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar
Risk, (edited )

Probably more effective than any of the suggestions so far:

Make sure you are well hydrated and do some exercise or at the very least a long or high-energy walk.

null,

Depends, are you trying to poop, or doing the 3 day challenge?

Bishma,
@Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Not long ago on Lemmy this was a goal, not a problem.

BonfireOvDreams,
@BonfireOvDreams@lemmy.ml avatar

For the love of God eat fiber and drink water. How hard is this?

Enfors,
@Enfors@lemm.ee avatar

Well, I haven’t pooped since last year, I bet that stuff is pretty damn hard by now if you really must know. 😅

AlfredEinstein,

That’s what killed Elvis fyi

corsicanguppy,

Coprolite Diamonds?

WhisperingEye, (edited )

I do drink a lot water and eat a lot of nuts and bananas, and apples and eggplants…

RinseDrizzle,

Drink some coffee

Lightfire228,

Some people have slower digestive systems than others

It’s not uncommon for me to go several days without a BM, no matter how healthily or unhealthily I’ve been eating

AlfredEinstein,

#🥵

Imgonnatrythis,

I recommend pooping asap.

Commiunism,

You can hold it in for up to 2 weeks, speaking from experience here.

You’ll be fine

WhisperingEye,

Thank you for believing in me

Vlixz,
@Vlixz@lemmy.world avatar

What happens after those 2 weeks?

AlfredEinstein,
corsicanguppy,

But oh, god, the pain. What a way to escapeTheStall.com !

I had to turn my prescription and left-overs back into the pharmacy after day 4 because the smallest opiate scripp left me in more pain than the original complaint and I had that gait that only really pregnant women or really old men have.

IzzyScissor,

Why are you still holding on to last year’s shit?

jennwiththesea,
@jennwiththesea@lemmy.world avatar

Fiber and water. Find yourself a nice, vegetable soup recipe.

Angry_Maple, (edited )
@Angry_Maple@sh.itjust.works avatar

This might only be me, but when I’m constipated, my go to is hydration and lettuce.

I’ll get myself a nice big salad, and eat it super fast. The idea is that if you eat it fast, you won’t chew as much. The partially unchewed lettuce can help irritate your guts into doing a bit of a clean cycle. (Plus, veggies are already great for constipation.)

Best of luck, and wishing a healthy one for you soon haha.

flubba86, (edited )

That’s a good tip. My personal choice is celery. Celery has higher water content, and more insoluble fibre than lettuce. And you can eat it pretty quickly too.

TheDarksteel94, (edited )

Try chewing gum, a few pieces a day.

lseif,

BE VERY CAREFUL DOING THIS!!! you may accidentally chew too much gum, and blow a bubble so big that you float away into the sky.

Possible_EmuWrangler,

You could also swallow it by mistake and it gets stuck for years.

vaselined,

What does it do

EdibleFriend,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

You’re just charging your ultimate attack.

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