You ever see a dog that’s got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it’s never going to make the connection....
My favorite, when I was working any last point of contact with customers: “It’s only a crime if you get caught. At least, that’s what I figured when I wonder why mgmt gets a cut of my pay.”, and the deadpan is essential. 🤘🏽
I think you’ve got Janeway and Paris swapped, but I would love to see AI redo Tuvok a la early-90s Eddie Murphy (ie. Golden Child, Coming To America, maybe 48hrs)
Re: the silent downvoting: IMHO, it’s childish and worse than toadying as it’s both inherently cowardly and lacks any real effort at all. If I thought it would constructively improve the platform, I’d suggest a daily rationing of them, but what’s the point?
edit: D’awww, the chickenshits took the time to click. That’s adorable.
Sorry, kiddo, but that’s not “how the system is designed to work” (you’d know this if you actually read the community guidelines, rather than just wandering in and assuming it was Reddit 2.0), and instead is simply finding a similar fate that etymological morphology suffers at the hands of illiteracy.
What's the simplest thing humans are too dumb to grasp?
You ever see a dog that’s got its leash tangled the long way round a table leg, and it just cannot grasp what the problem is or how to fix it? It can see all the components laid out in front of it, but it’s never going to make the connection....
How's this plan progressing? (lemmy.world)
Just like 2 more week, are yall almost done yet?
The Department of Temporal Investigations is on the case (pixelfed.social)
The rage is real (startrek.website)
soak and jump hump (feddit.de)
It's cannon. (startrek.website)
Trek Club (lemmy.world)
Trading Quadrants. (lemmy.world)
What To Never Say To Someone Coming Out (BG3 Edition) (lemmy.world)
Not my work, but I do apologize by proxy for the AI Lae’zel pic
What are Lemmy's unwritten rules?
I’ll start. Non serious answers also welcome...
Is CCleaner still people's preferred computer cleaning app?
Has something new come along? It’s been so long since I’ve needed to do this that I assume CCleaner has enshittified by now.
👏👏👏👏saltwater👏marshes👏are👏your👏best👏defence👏from👏sea👏level👏rise👏👏👏👏 (mander.xyz)
stop draining florida, dinguses.
Is this a cry for help? (lemmy.ca)
"Get a load of this chick" (startrek.website)