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Shurimal, to science_memes in CAPTCHA

While the picture of the PCB is just blurry enough to be virtually illegible, it should also be a black-and-white photocopy of 13th generation for maximum effect.

PickTheStick, to memes in disgusting....

Well, yeah, but in the reverse…

“Boss hitting for 90% and sometimes one-shotting me in every fight.

Me and mah boy paladins repeatedly hitting one guy and healing so that he stacks up buffs and one-shots the boss.

Blizzard: Horrified stoner man”

EherVielleicht,

Glass Cannon

trinitrotoluene, to science_memes in CAPTCHA

GOTCHA

F_this_stuff, to memes in definitely no means...

Yeah sorry, money is just so tight right now, we can’t find it in the budget…

By the way, this is Todd, your 3rd project manager. Should really help with increasing productivity and aligning with our new buisness strategy.

Oh, and your coworker Amy just put in her two weeks, so we will have to backfill that position sometime when the budget clears up. You can take on her responsibilities temporarily though.

Oh, and I’ll be in Ibiza for the next 3 weeks, talking to key internal stakeholders and top execs of our customers.

MossyFeathers, to memes in just wait, it could get worse....

Remember when Y2K was going to potentially end the world, but it didn’t thanks to experts working 'round the clock?

Remember when corporations turned around and got pissy because Y2K was successfully avoided, claiming that it was all a big hoax?

Remember how it’s now taught in some places that Y2K was a hoax and you can’t trust experts?

No wonder the world struggled with COVID.

ZzyzxRoad, to memes in just wait, it could get worse....

More like 80s babies, since we were actually old enough to remember those first two things

spez, to programmer_humor in Stop doing Computer Science

I always wonder what the original post was. Something like “Stop doing science!” or some shit but seriously rather than sarcastically.

nyan, to programmer_humor in Stop doing Computer Science

Enough people have thought of while (true){ print(money); } for manufacturers to have built stuff into printers to prevent that, alas.

TheRobotFrog, to mildlyinteresting in This coat hook looks like Cthulhu

Not even remotely

kersploosh, to mildlyinteresting in This coat hook looks like Cthulhu
@kersploosh@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s an elephant that ate someone’s whole stash of edibles in one bite.

NessD, to mildlyinteresting in This coat hook looks like Cthulhu

Octodad.

tkk13909, to mildlyinteresting in This coat hook looks like Cthulhu

Nah that’s just an old picture of John Mastodon

LillyPip, to programmer_humor in Stop doing Computer Science

Socrates said books were dumbing down humanity because, since people could just look things up in books they wouldn’t have to memorise information anymore, and that made their brains soft.

Ever since society began, some people have been convinced the next generation’s technology was going to be society’s downfall, whether it was Socrates’ books, the telegraph in the 1800s, radio, the (land line) telephone, dishwashers (women will become lazy and unsuitable wives and mothers), screened windows (society will collapse because you won’t hear your neighbours and pedestrians on the street, we’ll all become hermits and die holed up in our homes), comic books would rot the brains of the youth, then music, then video games… it goes on and on.

So far, those predictions have never been true. Every older generation freaks out when the ones after come of age. It’s like societal growing pains.

eldain,

I think this is one step further, that technology has become so abstract and complex that people who focus on different crafts and careers are using magical black boxes. It blows my mind how my neighbour goes through life without any concept of what a phone app is. He just uses functionality and memorized the associated logo. I’m an engineering wizard to him.

Goodtoknow, to memes in EVs
@Goodtoknow@lemmy.ca avatar

People don’t want to change the status quo or inconvenience themselves slightly in any way for the greater good. People want a magic drop in replacement that magically “fixes/solves” the environmental crisis and allows life to continue on as is. (So they don’t have to take “yucky” public transit)

What really needs to be known though is life has to somewhat drastically change so we can make the world a healthier place for generations to come in the future.

47_alpha_tango,
@47_alpha_tango@lemmy.zip avatar

So what’s the solution for people like me that live 10 miles from the closest shop, 15 miles from the kids schools and 10 miles to the closest train station and we have no bus services that serve the village?

Ataraxia,

On bike those distance are fine. Ebikes exist also. Either way I’d rather life and society adjusted itself to a slower commute than the danger and depression of car based transportation infrastructure. I used to ride my hike one hour to get groceries and an hour back. Those who are disabled can ride the bus and train. A lot of changes need to be made. Infrastructure and people need to change. I’d rather have a car free safe road for walking and riding my bike. We will all live longer to just from exercise and safer travel in general.

47_alpha_tango,
@47_alpha_tango@lemmy.zip avatar

Getting two kids 15 miles on a bike will be fun. So would getting a weeks shopping home on one.

People need cars. It’s a fact of life.

blackn1ght,

I’m convinced a lot of the fuck car people are people in their 20s with no kids who live in the city where they can heavily rely on good public transport and not have a need to travel too far.

I totally get the sentiment but it’s just not practical for a lot of us. To get people away from cars the local authority would need to practically fill the roads with small extremely regular buses that go all over the place. You’d never wait more than a couple of minutes outside your house for a bus to arrive to go somewhere.

CyberEgg,

Well either you could move to a different location if you want to, convince your community and local politicians to build better infrastructure, or realize that you are a minority, an edge case that usually is not adressed in these talks because a few people in remote locations using a car doesn’t hurt if we could get rid of car dependency in densely populated areas where the vast majority of humans live.

scrubbles,
@scrubbles@poptalk.scrubbles.tech avatar

You’re being downvoted because you’re right. I’ve had people argue that EVs still aren’t a good alternative because they may require a bit more effort every once in a while. Like, charging for 30 minutes at a charger on a long road trip vs just gassing up. Other than that they are pretty much a drop in alternative and people still balk at them.

Then trying to get them to use public transit instead? Doesn’t even matter if it’s more convenient, they’re stuck in their ways and will refuse to change ever.

Get out of your ruts people. Just because “this is the way things are” doesn’t mean it’s the best way. Ffs the amount of midwesterners who come to my city to visit and think we’re being “unsafe” by using the train, just get out of your mindsets.

Track_Shovel,
@Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net avatar

get out of your ruts

But thinking critically is hard and I’m lazy!

Colorcodedresistor,

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  • Bene7rddso,

    In some cities, e.g. Vienna, public transport already beats cars. For playing your own music I have some mid/low-range noise cancelling and can watch movies

    McScience, to memes in EVs

    Or just be me, WFH and never leave the house

    agoseris,

    I mean, you still need to leave the house for groceries and other stuff

    Pheonixdown,

    If only employers cared. It has been nice, now my employer is rolling out a arbitrary but mandatory 4 days return to office policy. In like 8 years of employment I never needed to be there that much. Whatever, 100% remote job market looks decent for me, hopefully find a better place soon.

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