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GFGJewbacca, to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

And here I was thinking the perfect comic didn’t exist.

balderdash9, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

Why is it so hard to get into the Christmas spirit once you hit adulthood?

WeLoveCastingSpellz, (edited )

The secret is magical Christmass Dust :D

Usernameblankface,
@Usernameblankface@lemmy.world avatar

We are distracted by the bills, time, and effort that goes into everything.

Gormadt,
@Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No wonder Christmas decorations are coming out earlier and earlier, it makes it easier to put them up a little at a time

andrew_bidlaw,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s happens differently for people. I sometimes notice it when packing presents or riding home in a public transport when the streets are covered in snow. Maybe it needs some special moment.

Chekhovs_Gun,

My spirit picked back up when I had kids. Seeing their Christmas spirit turned to 11, I get the contact high from them.

cerement,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar
M137, (edited )

My family decided many years ago to give up presents to everyone but the kids. It really helps with getting a nicer christmas feeling, both due to lowered stress and financially. Right now, the only kids are my half-brother and my sisters daughter, so it’s just two presents for each adult to think about. We spend money on better and more food on both Christmas and New Years Eve.

Destraight, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

What a terrible comic, it doesn’t even show him flying

lugal,

It would be bad if it didn’t end with the punchline

weariedfae, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

This is legit a movie starring Dudley Moore.

Aggravationstation,

Which I’m going to watch again in a very different light this year.

aeronmelon, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

How does Santa deliver presents to the entire world in one night?

Adderall.

saltnotsugar, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered

Is also explains the great speed…scientifically.

Rebels_Droppin, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered
@Rebels_Droppin@lemmy.world avatar

Lol reminds me of the Cheech and Chong bit “Santa Claus and his old lady”.

jimp, to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

Mmmm, bean-juice slammers

cannibalkitteh, to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

Coffee is just bean juice anyway.

Pratai, to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

This is funny?

Veneroso,

Only if you enjoy bean juice.

I do enjoy baked bean juice but that’s real not the same.

funkless_eck, (edited ) to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)
RIP_Cheems, to comicstrips in "Magical Dust" by Safely Endangered
@RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

“SiiiIIiiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIII…WHOOOOOOOOHHH WHO WANTS TO DELIVER THESE F#*%ING PRESENTS???”

chepox, to comicstrips in *slurp* - Irregular Galaxy Doods (IGDoods)

OOL on this one…

flan, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10
@flan@hexbear.net avatar

is this a grand unified theory

Muffi, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

Tried to replicate by subtracting pi from a police officer, but all I got was a type error and a night in jail.

KSPAtlas,
@KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz avatar

Not the olce offcer

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