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NotSpez, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

Reluctant upvote

1847953620,

eager downvote

lowleveldata, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

A pig without 3.14 is (0.0015926…) * 9.8

HonoraryMancunian, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

So pig = ~30.8

mexicancartel,

Can also be 12.84

HonoraryMancunian,

I don’t get it :(

mexicancartel, (edited )

A pig without 3.14 is 9.8

pig - 3.14 = 9.8 pig = 9.8+3.14

Ah fuck, my math. Its 12.94 not 12.84

s_s,
Risk, to memes in Friendship

Which beer advert is this cut from? I’ve been conditioned by 30 years of marketing techniques. I need my fix man! TELL ME WHICH BEER TO BUY!

Zerush,
@Zerush@lemmy.ml avatar

I would also like to know that beer stays fresh and foamy for so long.

mexicancartel, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

10 and √10

Bouchtroubouli,

You have my upvote, but please, don’t do it again.

Bread, to memes in Magic shopping

The ideal prank. Confuse, don’t abuse! Although illness concerns from putting your face on a heavily handled object.

Imgonnatrythis,

Your mom has illness concerns from putting her face in my heavily handled object.

Sorry, that was abuse, not ideal I know.

Bread,

Don’t kid yourself. We know you are the only one who handles that little thing you call an object.

Player2, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

You mean pig without 3 is 10.

Mubelotix, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

Find the accelaration

neveraskedforthis, (edited ) to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

I get half of the joke, but completely lost on the second half, and title.

sag,

For explanation of Title: Actually most of the time I take g as 10 in numericals and give answer in approx.

FrankTheHealer, to science_memes in Whatever I use 10

A pig without (3.14 AKA pi) = g

G is gravity which is 9.8 metres per second on earth

For anyone not sober wondering wtf this meant.

bane_killgrind,

I am not sober thank you

RampageDon, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

I feel like this comic is mislabeled. Gen z should be boomer, or Gen Z should be saying something to a millennial, but not millennial to Gen z.

Ilflish,

It’s the newspaper that is off-putting

RampageDon,

For me the joke just doesn’t work reversed. The younger generation grows up hearing the older generations slang, so even if the younger generation doesn’t use that slang they know it. Older generations don’t tend to keep up with younger generations slang so, at least to me, the joke really only works with the older not understanding the younger.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

No cap.

He should be rizzin that W in Ohio, boomer 💀💀

captainlezbian,

New W? Or last month’s. We’ve been having a few lately and it ain’t something we’re used to

BruceTwarzen,

What he said.

Mr_Blott,

Yeah that was fleek I think

Zedd00,

That’s so fetch.

humorlessrepost,

France France

Psaldorn,
@Psaldorn@lemmy.world avatar

Very hip, groovy even

I_Has_A_Hat,

Fr fr, no cap

Jax,

On cap, no god.

Right guys?

Onii-Chan,
@Onii-Chan@kbin.social avatar

Those are certainly words.

RoquetteQueen,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m now truly grateful I was never cool. I’m no more lost now when teenagers talk than I was when I was a teenager.

Death_Equity,

If all words weren’t made up, I’d call bullshit on that.

sag,

Fr bro

lowleveldata, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

The real question is why didn’t he want to alarm the other person

lurch,

but he did

lowleveldata,

He literally says “I don’t mean to alarm you”

Pregnenolone, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

Reddit millennials are like this. The rest of us are relatively normal… except for the despondency and chronic depression

Samsy,

Millennials are split into the older and the younger ones. I am one of the older ones, and I don’t know what the heck is going on with the younger ones.

Can GenX adopt me please?

AtariDump, (edited )

Hello fellow “Oregon Trail Generation” person.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xennials

Samsy,

TIL, I’m a xennial. Thx for sharing.

AtariDump,

Welcome!

Nepenthe,
@Nepenthe@kbin.social avatar

Anna Garvey has described these individuals as having "both a healthy portion of Gen X grunge cynicism, and a dash of the unbridled optimism of Millennials"

I'm sorry?

AtariDump,

Well, before everything happened.

FMT99,

I’m on the cusp between X and Millennial but my moon is in Z.

VeryVito,

Might as well. GenX is trying to keep a roof over its brainwashed parents’ heads while its own kids rack up student loan debt. What difference would one more mouth make?

captainlezbian,

As a younger one, we grew up with social media becoming available to us right at the worst age. Like seriously imagine if you and your parents were allowed on Facebook right as you hit puberty and nobody understood what it could do to you.

That and also growing up not remembering 9/11 but remembering adults mocking al gore for caring if we all die of ecocide.

We’re basically the prototype for gen z. You merely adopted hopelessness. We were born into it, molded by it, we didn’t see a chance until we were adults.

doctordevice,

I hate to break it to you, but memory of 9/11 is kind of a litmus test for the Millennial/Gen Z border. If you don’t remember it you’re likely Gen Z or right on the border where generational definitions get really fuzzy.

captainlezbian,

I’m 29 so yeah fair

doctordevice, (edited )

Well that still puts you pretty safely in the range, actually. The typical cutoff year is 1996. I’m 30. You were 7 (or almost 7) but you don’t remember 9/11?

captainlezbian,

Not really, maybe I had more important shit happening at the time.

lurch, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic

He should have mentioned the other room looks like the “this is fine” meme. Rookie mistake smh

agent_flounder,
@agent_flounder@lemmy.world avatar

Young zoomers communicate in memes. Tamarian, but with pictures.

SwampYankee,

Drake, his brow furrowed, his palm exposed.

prayer,

Cat, his expression neutral, eating salad.

anonionfinelyminced, to comicstrips in "Millennial lingo" by Shen Comic
@anonionfinelyminced@kbin.social avatar

Wait, does Gen Z even read newspapers? Totally blew away my suspension of disbelief.

jol,

Each generation does something to spite the previous. Gen Z reads the papers ironically.

Deceptichum,
@Deceptichum@kbin.social avatar

Eh I don’t mind if they do that?

jol,

I didn’t say its a bad thing. It’s just a constant across generations.

EmergMemeHologram,

The problem: it’s The Sun (take your pick of regional version), the only newspaper that Gen Z can afford.

x4740N,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

I’m gen z

I have never read them except out of Boredom

Most news I read online, but even the news gets boring sometimes

EmergMemeHologram,

I wish the news was boring more often

MNByChoice, (edited )

I have never read them except out of Boredom

Fun Fact: this has always been true. That and avoiding the children. In the days of outhouses, sitting on the toilet for hours was not great. So they read newspapers.

Edit: I was more being funny about wasting time in the bathroom too avoid child responsibility. People have often needed long times to make things work. The person that responded to me had some great points.

EmergMemeHologram,

There was a whole genre of books called “bathroom readers”.

MNByChoice,

You are right. Thank you

EmergMemeHologram,

Reader’s Digest was literal!

marcos,

I’m not sure if I could manage to get a paper newspaper nowadays if I went out looking for it.

RoquetteQueen,
@RoquetteQueen@sh.itjust.works avatar

Before me, an elderly lady lived in my place. I still get her newspaper every week. Maybe one day I’ll remember to cancel it.

smort,
@smort@lemmy.world avatar

I signed up with my local paper. Got the cheapest yearly subscription they offered that gave me full access to their articles online.

It came with delivery of the Sunday paper every week. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

thecrotch,

Hipsters brought back vinyl records, I could see them doing the same for papers

Death_Equity,

They would have the Pennysaver, the WSJ, that local paper made by someone with a trust fund who practices “real” journalism, or some anti-government conspiracy “paper” made at Kinko’s.

Newspapers are going the way of the dodo.

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