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ULS, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

Well… I mean if I were an alcoholic …I’d crack the bottle and filter it haha.

ObviouslyNotBanana,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Remove lid from bottle, use straw.

Rai,

Yah, you could just carefully use a nail and get two holes through the shoulders. One for a straw and one for air.

Source: Made THE MACHINE with a Hennessy bottle and a nail and blasted off into another dimension

BottleOfAlkahest, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

Did you do this OP? Cause I’ve seen something similar as a joke Christmas gift. It doesn’t seem like a great way to stop someone drinking but it is might be a funny gift. Especially to someone who isn’t very handy and won’t be able to get through the casing.

A_Very_Big_Fan,

The OP on Reddit said it was a Christmas present for his little brother

ProfessorProteus, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking
@ProfessorProteus@lemmy.world avatar
  1. Place in bucket
  2. Break bottle with hammer
  3. Grab your favorite silly straw
  4. Betray yourself
Kase,

Bonus points if you swallow tiny pieces of glass 😋

variants,

Help get that alcohol into your bloodstream quicker and with less blood you can get higher alcohol level

Lifebandit666,

There’s too much blood in my alcohol system

A_Very_Big_Fan,

I love the taste of internal lacerations

Bonehead, to lemmyshitpost in Way to stop drinking

The problem with this is that anyone capable of welding also has several grinders for cutting metal. Try concrete next time.

Maalus,

Grinders work on concrete too btw. One of their main uses, aside from metalwork. The only way to lock it, would be to encase the entire thing in it (as in contacting the bottle) but I feel like that loses that charm of “a trapped bottle”.

notasandwich1948,

the one time I tried cutting concrete with a grinder it cut through it like butter

Maalus,

Yeah, pretty much. Just use disks for concrete, not metal and it makes it all a cakewalk

SnokenKeekaGuard, to lemmybewholesome in Captain guinea pig at your service
@SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I thought cops were pigs not guinea pigs

rufus,

Obviously not any more.

xspurnx, to star_wars in Ralph McQuarrie's Concept Art for the original trilogy

Nice. Are there larger version for each movie available somewhere?

czardestructo, to lemmyshitpost in Gifts for the new year
@czardestructo@lemmy.world avatar

As someone who has destroyed a lot of wheel barrows, what brand is that? It looks rugged AF. I’m really liking the quality and size of the strut that bolts the nose of the bin to the frame. I WANT

Legonatic,
@Legonatic@lemmy.world avatar

Hey don’t spoil the surprise!

Michael717, to lemmyshitpost in Gifts for the new year

What could it be? I don’t know, I can’t tell.

eldoom,

I bet it’s a guitar and a pet canary!

quams69, to lemmybewholesome in Hello

What you see before an agonizing and violent death

sulgoth,

Nah, polar bears don’t torture, they’re far to efficient. You’ll be ultra murdered without pomp or waste and they won’t even find a blood stain.

Nightwind, to lemmybewholesome in Hello

Forbidden nose boop.

InternetCitizen2,

You’re allowed once.

EvergreenGuru, to lemmybewholesome in Hello

Face to face with a monster.

Xariphon,

True, this bear is in danger.

0ops, to star_wars in Ralph McQuarrie's Concept Art for the original trilogy

These are sick, almost art-deco

girl, to lemmyshitpost in This meme is thought-provoking

is this supposed to be about someone specific?

JoMomma,

obviously

gedaliyah,
@gedaliyah@lemmy.world avatar

Is that supposed to be someone we know?

Ghostalmedia, to lemmyshitpost in This meme is thought-provoking
@Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

Remember OP, when Peter Parker gets bit by the radioactive spider, he no longer needs glasses.

Glasses = blurry

No Glasses = Perfect vision

jol,

This must be the most misused meme ever.

MeatPilot, to lemmyshitpost in An old painting
@MeatPilot@lemmy.world avatar

“Someone’s been eating my porridge,” grunted the Papa bear.

“Someone’s been eating my porridge,” moaned the Mama bear.

“Someone’s been eating my porridge and they ate it all up!” cried the Baby bear in ecstasy.

irmoz,

Please stop

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